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I have a stint in my kidney that I'm going to have to pull out in a couple of days.:whoo: I've been dealing with this painful uncomfortable string that's hanging out of my dikk for the past two weeks, and I've been pissing out blood and chunks of flesh everyday :mjcry:
Breh... Do you see the tv I'm using right now??? SMFH

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15 years old. Almost died brehs. Should probably be dead. Would be better off.

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Woke up in the middle of the night with the worst pain in my gut that I've ever experienced.

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So I woke my moms up like: "Hey mom, I'm dying".

Next day went to the doctor and dude feels around my abdomen. When he touches the right side I tell him, bytch that hurts like a fukk.

He decides I have a stomach virus...

:dame:

At the time I knew nothing about appendicitis, so I rolled with it. Fukkin week went by and I'm sick as a dog. Finally, I wake up one night on the kitchen floor. Apparently I sleep walked... Slept walked... Was sleep walking, which I never do, and passed out.

:deadmanny:

Probably should have died right there. Went to the E.R. and had the surgery. Apparently if I waited another hour id be dead as a door knob, because we all know door knobs are not alive.

Weeks later my fam would find out that the doctor who ignored the clear signs of appendicitis was now working overseas.

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Stay strong bruh dont do anything stupid
hope you find peace somehow
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I have a stint in my kidney that I'm going to have to pull out in a couple of days.:whoo: I've been dealing with this painful uncomfortable string that's hanging out of my dikk for the past two weeks, and I've been pissing out blood and chunks of flesh everyday :mjcry:
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almost out and my boys lost. Doesn't get any worse than that.


Whoa hold up...

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Did you just phrase that as "my boys lost"??:wtf: :dahell::ld:

Breh.. "Your boys" we're probably the best team in the country. They came back from a deficit in the CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. Your point guard hits maybe the most improbable clutch shot in college history to pretty much send the game to overtime. And then the most insane buzzer beater of all time rips the hearts out of every every member of Tar Heel Nation, for the muthafukkin win...


And you say my boys lost...

:ufdup:

Shyt if you still able to look on the bright side like that, your life definitely not as bad as mine.
 

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You're complaining about sleeping on a couch and a TV? Everyday I see homeless people sleeping under stairways and in subway entrances (which is prime real estate for a homeless person if you think about it :ehh: ), you just have to be thankful for what you got breh :yeshrug: There's people doing much worse.
 

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You're complaining about sleeping on a couch and a TV? Everyday I see homeless people sleeping under stairways and in subway entrances (which is prime real estate for a homeless person if you think about it :ehh: ), you just have to be thankful for what you got breh :yeshrug: There's people doing much worse.
Breh the tv is so grainy that I just confused Harrison Barnes with Andre Iguodala.


Explain that.

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