Prove Your Life is Worse than Mine (FINAL UPDATE: Official Smiley Added)

[Mr Rager]

- blackieorbinson

"Transfer Money "

 

[Seedz]

Update:

So now I failed to mention this before, but the reason I was out wandering Florida aimlessly earlier, was because I'd gotten into an argument with my girl. I've decided to spend the night at my mothers house, who lives with my sister. The only positive to this is that my mom is a hairdresser, so I got my shyt trimmed. However, my fading hairline even more noticeable now...

Yeah I know I'm skinny as fukk. Probably not eating enough. Probably gonna die off soon. Famished as fukk.



Worse is that my mom's television isn't even HD compatible. Well the Tv is, but her cable box isn't HD compatible, and now she asking me all these questions about that. So obnoxious. It's 2016 mom, figure it out.

Meanwhile, my tv is a Samsung 55' curved LED smart tv. So I go from that to this junk. Fukkin Woat-Life brehs.

And now I gotta sleep on this thing.

It's a fukkin couch brehs.

A couch.

 

[Seedz]

I've been to the movies many times by myself.

If I hit up friends or family and they don't wanna go, I'm not gonna sit home and not see it

because I don't have people to see it with. Too many people out here can't stand being alone,

and can't do things by themselves. I make a priority for me to go to events and do things by myself,

I may chat up someone there and chill though.

If you wanna be truly successful, the road there is never ending and most of the time it's a lonely

but fulfilling one. Most will quit along the way.

What is this posting style?!?!



Why you just randomly hitting enter on the keyboard mid sentence?? You making my day worse breh.

It actually refers to LSD, and my avi is the symbol for cognitive liberty. Admittedly though I've had way too many doses of heroin, crack, pcp, whatever. You name it ive taken too much, at least everything but heroin, weed, and mescaline or LSD once a year is in the past.

Started methadone again today so hopefully I can add heroin to the list of shyt I used to abuse.

I'm in recovery as well breh. Best of luck.

Damn I used to have no conscience when it came to Internet fukkery, but now I got a soft spot. Over here breaking character and shyt.

 

[Brandon M.]

Update:

So now I failed to mention this before, but the reason I was out wandering Florida aimlessly earlier, was because I'd gotten into an argument with my girl. I've decided to spend the night at my mothers house, who lives with my sister. The only positive to this is that my mom is a hairdresser, so I got my shyt trimmed. However, my fading hairline even more noticeable now...

Yeah I know I'm skinny as fukk. Probably not eating enough. Probably gonna die off soon. Famished as fukk.



Worse is that my mom's television isn't even HD compatible. Well the Tv is, but her cable box isn't HD compatible, and now she asking me all these questions about that. So obnoxious. It's 2016 mom, figure it out.

Meanwhile, my tv is a Samsung 55' curved LED smart tv. So I go from that to this junk. Fukkin Woat-Life brehs.

And now I gotta sleep on this thing.

It's a fukkin couch brehs.

A couch.

whats that scar about

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

you lose your appendix breh?

 

[BGLR1212000]

This is the shyt you cry about?

 

[toomanydoses]

Thx Breh, I'm 28 now been on opiates since 14. Stopped shooting when I was 22 just can't shake it for good man.. for the longest time I didn't want too cause it's the easy way out.
Now that life really is way better I finally want to shed this security blanket. It's just scary bro.
Thx for wishing me well, I wish you the best in your recovery too.

What is this posting style?!?!



Why you just randomly hitting enter on the keyboard mid sentence?? You making my day worse breh.



I'm in recovery as well breh. Best of luck.

Damn I used to have no conscience when it came to Internet fukkery, but now I got a soft spot. Over here breaking character and shyt.

 

[N*E*R*D]

Thread has potential

 

[ALonelyDad]

Why are you making that face or are your lips like that

 

[Seedz]

whats that scar about

you lose your appendix breh?

15 years old. Almost died brehs. Should probably be dead. Would be better off.



Woke up in the middle of the night with the worst pain in my gut that I've ever experienced.

So I woke my moms up like: "Hey mom, I'm dying".

Next day went to the doctor and dude feels around my abdomen. When he touches the right side I tell him, bytch that hurts like a fukk.

He decides I have a stomach virus...



At the time I knew nothing about appendicitis, so I rolled with it. Fukkin week went by and I'm sick as a dog. Finally, I wake up one night on the kitchen floor. Apparently I sleep walked... Slept walked... Was sleep walking, which I never do, and passed out.



Probably should have died right there. Went to the E.R. and had the surgery. Apparently if I waited another hour id be dead as a door knob, because we all know door knobs are not alive.

Weeks later my fam would find out that the doctor who ignored the clear signs of appendicitis was now working overseas.

 

[Dominicansbelit]

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

my exact reaction to that shyt

 

[ORDER_66]

And I thought my life sucked....

 

[Seedz]

Next day went to the doctor and dude feels around my abdomen. When he touches the right side I tell him, bytch that hurts like a fukk.

This came out horribly wrong brehs...

 

[SwagmundFreud]

I have a stint in my kidney that I'm going to have to pull out in a couple of days. I've been dealing with this painful uncomfortable string that's hanging out of my dikk for the past two weeks, and I've been pissing out blood and chunks of flesh everyday