Yo...I still get these wingnut email from their campaign since I signed up his rally in NH that got cancelled after he realized that we K-popped his ass.
These emails are phrased in a way that speaks to third grade reading levels and maturity...
The Radical Democrats are truly delusional.
They think they can win this race with their MEGA-DONORS and coastal elites, but we both know that my father will prevail because he has the backing of the ONLY People that matter -
REAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS, like YOU.
The Democrats are hosting their ANTI-TRUMP Convention this week, and they’ve been attacking my father with a viciousness we’ve never seen before. We, the American People, need to be ready to defend him.
My father created the
2020 Presidential Defense Task Force to DEFEND the future of our Nation from the Democrat’s radical agenda, and he’s calling on YOU to step up.
This is so important that when you join the ranks as one of the President’s TOP defenders, your gift will automatically be 600%-MATCHED.
The Democrats will stop at nothing to defeat my father - they’ll lie, cheat, and steal their way to victory unless we stop them.
The President wants to know who came to his defense, so he’s asked that I give him a list of all Patriots who respond to this email first thing TOMORROW morning. I hope your name is on that list.
Please contribute ANY AMOUNT IMMEDIATELY to join the 2020 Presidential Defense Task Force and to get on my father’s list.
Thank you,
Donald Trump Jr.
Have you seen the line-up for the Democrat Convention tonight?
Just when I thought this pathetic event couldn’t get more CORRUPT, they decide to bring in CROOKED Hillary, Crazy Nancy, Pocahontas, Phony Kamala, and Lyin’ Obama all in ONE NIGHT.
All of these Radical Democrats HATE me and they HATE YOU! They would love nothing more than to see us FAIL, which is why it’s going to take all hands on deck to make sure that never happens.
I’m calling on YOU to step up and join the 2020 Presidential Defense Task Force I cannot stress enough how vital your support is right now.
This is our chance to show them that the SILENT MAJORITY will reign.
This is so important that I’ve ACTIVATED a 600%-MATCH on your contribution when you join the Task Force.
This is a big night for the Democrats. They’ve brought out all of their MOST RADICAL SOCIALISTS to attack me and my administration. This is the moment they’ve been waiting for FOUR YEARS, and I need to know that I can count on YOU to defend me.
I’ve requested to see a list of EVERY Patriot who joins the 2020 Presidential Defense Task Force today. You’ve never let me down before, and I know you won’t start now.
Please contribute ANY AMOUNT IMMEDIATELY to join the 2020 Presidential Defense Task Force and to get on the list I see.
Thank you,
Donald J. Trump
President of the United States
This is banana republic email marketing at its most elementary
. It's honestly fascinating getting to peer into this alternative reality from the campaigns perspective. They are SHOOK