- husband has been waiting for the longest time to watch (insert sporting event) that he has taped.
He has spent all day trying to avoid people telling him the outcome. When he finally gets to sit down to watch it,
somebody comes in and spoils it, or somebody has taped over the game
This kinda happened to my daddy. He was recording a Bulls championship game. But we had one of the tricky light switches that controls the power in a room. That switch was next to the kitchen light switch. And I was going To turn off the kitchen lights and flipped the wrong one. My daddy we like
I flipped the switch back; the game was able to go back to recording but like 10 seconds was missing.
and the wife is like "
Despite the fact you pay all the bills and I have no job so I'm free to take care of this obligation I'm gonna be mad at you for no reason and make you feel ultra guilty so I look like the better parent by default
.Did anyone mention trying to take 2 girls to the same dance yet?
Nah no one said the Whitley & Dewayne episode yetAw bruh...iono how we didn't say this one...
- character finds out somebody they used to date is getting married, and they go to stop the wedding
Nah no one said the Whitley & Dewayne episode yet
Where you watching a r kelly video writing thisOoohh she sneaking boys into the house... She think her parents are sleep but what she don't know is daddy went down stairs to finish off the porkchops & Koolaid for some late night snacking. As daddy is coming back upstairs licking his fingers and finishing off the last bits of red koolaid he hears giggling in his daughters room. At first he figures she's just on the phone. He tells her to go to bed it's a school night. She says okay and gets silent. Right before daddy gets all the way in his room he hears a deep voice. Daddy charges to his daughter's room. Who you got in here girl!!???! He demands. She plays dumb. Daddy looks under the bed, and behind the dresser, and now he checks behind the door. He looks at the closet, he head towards the closet, now he's opening the closet...


Nah, I was just thinking about Trapped in the Closet as I wrote it.Where you watching a r kelly video writing this![]()