pre sex/post sex rourines

[supanegro]

I realize I tend to take a shower,drown in cologne n do the mc hammer pumps n bumps dance before sex...


When im done I stare at my shyt like how bob backlund used to stare at his hand after he did the crossfaced chicken wing. Then look chick in disgust for allowing me to do the shyt I did, walk to bathroom an pour rubbing alcohol on my dic, mouth, hands, feet...


When rubbing alcohol hits ur dic hole ull feel it killing the germs, shyt burns soo good though


Anybody else do weird stuff before after sex?

 

[NSSVO]

i used to do the randy orton pose after sex in like 08

 

[swimmingpools]

Rubbing alcohol?

After sex, I usually lay there for like 10 - 15 mins then pee and wash up. If we got really hot and sweaty I shower no matter how tired I am.

 

[Jesus]

I realize I tend to take a shower,drown in cologne n do the mc hammer pumps n bumps dance before sex...


When im done I stare at my shyt like how bob backlund used to stare at his hand after he did the crossfaced chicken wing. Then look chick in disgust for allowing me to do the shyt I did, walk to bathroom an pour rubbing alcohol on my dic, mouth, hands, feet...


When rubbing alcohol hits ur dic hole ull feel it killing the germs, shyt burns soo good though


Anybody else do weird stuff before after sex?

 

[b_low_brown]

When rubbing alcohol hits ur dic hole

That sting ain't from killing germs, you're irritating your urethra nikka

Your UTI will arrive shortly

 

[marcuz]

post sex routine = sleep

 

[supanegro]

That sting ain't from killing germs, you're irritating your urethra nikka

Your UTI will arrive shortly

Been doin this for years not 1 uti

if u raw doggin n u aint got holy water rubbing alcohol is the second best thing. Cant risk them germs on ur shyt. So I burn those fukkers on all parts of me, except the juices that hit my nose, cuz that cooch juice smell have me sleepin like a baby.

Man sometimes after they leave The cloth they wiped themselves wit is my teddy for the night

 

[Piff Perkins]

Been doin this for years not 1 uti

if u raw doggin n u aint got holy water rubbing alcohol is the second best thing. Cant risk them germs on ur shyt. So I burn those fukkers on all parts of me, except the juices that hit my nose, cuz that cooch juice smell have me sleepin like a baby.

Man sometimes after they leave The cloth they wiped themselves wit is my teddy for the night

Hold up, you saying you raw dog p*ssy and use rubbing alcohol to fight potential STDs?

 

[A.V.]

Wash my dikk in her sink then piss in it.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Damn i thought i was the only one who did the rubbing alcohol thing lol.

 

[Binary]

Pre: Full-body touch up, a doob.
Post: Food, bathroom and leave me alone. I'm sometimes in the mood for cuddles. Most of the time I'm not. I just want to

 

[Jone2three45]

I usually listen to this,

with head phones on,
walk back in forth in a repeated sequence.
Take a shower,
get dressed.
she knocks on door,
Game time!



Dose anybody after sex turn away from facing her when laying down?
Hoping not to cuddle?
Then she tries to cuddle with you?
Despise that.
Anyway,
make sure she wipes her self of and wash hands,
only if she sleeps over.
Gives her some gym shorts to sleep in.
Calls it a night.

 

[mastermind]

dont have a pre routine, but I always pee post sex.

 

[Demon]

pre sex = smoking weed, eating p*ssy, and getting my dikked sucked.

post sex = smoking more and doing shyt around the crib while she passed out laying on her stomach with the nut still all over her ass and back.

 

[Rich Spirit]

dont have a pre routine, but I always pee post sex.

I pee before sex and after