Post your biggest/most embarassing L with a female

[Mr. Negative]

plenty of "I know you not interested anymore and I know other dude got all your attention but PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME " type trying and groveling and moping when I should have just got two fifths of vodka and cried alone til I was over it.

But that was the relationship before my last one, and the latter was what I did in the last one. Let that shyt hurt.

 

[GETTINIT23]

I didn't lose my V-card until my first year of college, so to be honest high school itself was probably a pretty big L when it came to women.

It wasn't so much that I failed at getting women (or even ever got rejected) as it was that I was too shy/afraid of rejection to even try.


Kinda sucked finding out years later that a chick liked you but you missed out because you were too scared to holla.

i feel ur pain homie, same type of deal happened to me, I sweated this girl in high school, SWEATED....we had a couple classes together and always chilled, but me bein a shy type of dude in high school i never made any type of move. She ended up moving away Jr year of high school. Couple years later when i was a sophmore in college we re connected on that instant message AIM game. she ended up telling me she had the biggest crush on me in high school and asked me why i never made a move. that type of L hurts but its a good learning experience

 

[Silkk]

Quite a few taLes to teLL.

I met this voluptuous chick when I was 17 or so. The breasts and ass was and we started talking. She was so sweet and really knew how to conversate, so one day we arrange a chill session at her older sisters place and she encourages me to bring a friend along so as not to make her sister the third wheel so I nominate my older cousin because he knows how to entertain. I didnt have a car so my cousin said he'd take us, nikka comes to fetch me and he's drunk as fukk so I drive to the house and when we get there she walks out wearing yoga pants . We get in and meet the sister who literally looked like Patrick from Spongebob and my cousin looks at me like and I respond with a. As the night progresses it becomes obvious that my cousin did not wanna take one for the team so he starts hitting on the chick I'm there for. She keeps giving him the but he wasn't hearing it. At one point she literally said I can't take this and went to sit next to her sister on the couch opposite to where we were sitting. We keep talking but it becomes painfully obvious that this bytch was upset so she gets up and goes to the kitchen and my cousin follows her. They had an open plan setup so we could see what was going down and nikka steps up behind her and she backs away and turns around to give him lip (even had a butter knife and started pointing at him ), nikka then steps into her harder and straight up starts kissing her. Eventually they come back, she's all red faced and she sits on a single couch and this nikka can't contain his giggles. Later on she goes to the bathroom and he follows her and they emerge 20 minutes later . The whole time I'm trying to speak to this bytch that look like she's wearing Scream mask, she had 0 conversation skills, 0 interesting things to say. The next day the bytch that fukked my cousin texts me and tells me that her sister is really into me

nikka basically raped his way into the p*ssy

 

[Ohene]

Who was that dude on the who in high school took a chick out to Red Lobster only to have her give her boyfriend the leftovers in the school cafeteria the next day. And homeboy, eating a biscuit, gave him that

when he walked in the room?


That whole thread was classic

I remember that shyt

 

[Warren Moon]

Quite a few taLes to teLL.

I met this voluptuous chick when I was 17 or so. The breasts and ass was and we started talking. She was so sweet and really knew how to conversate, so one day we arrange a chill session at her older sisters place and she encourages me to bring a friend along so as not to make her sister the third wheel so I nominate my older cousin because he knows how to entertain. I didnt have a car so my cousin said he'd take us, nikka comes to fetch me and he's drunk as fukk so I drive to the house and when we get there she walks out wearing yoga pants . We get in and meet the sister who literally looked like Patrick from Spongebob and my cousin looks at me like and I respond with a. As the night progresses it becomes obvious that my cousin did not wanna take one for the team so he starts hitting on the chick I'm there for. She keeps giving him the but he wasn't hearing it. At one point she literally said I can't take this and went to sit next to her sister on the couch opposite to where we were sitting. We keep talking but it becomes painfully obvious that this bytch was upset so she gets up and goes to the kitchen and my cousin follows her. They had an open plan setup so we could see what was going down and nikka steps up behind her and she backs away and turns around to give him lip (even had a butter knife and started pointing at him ), nikka then steps into her harder and straight up starts kissing her. Eventually they come back, she's all red faced and she sits on a single couch and this nikka can't contain his giggles. Later on she goes to the bathroom and he follows her and they emerge 20 minutes later . The whole time I'm trying to speak to this bytch that look like she's wearing Scream mask, she had 0 conversation skills, 0 interesting things to say. The next day the bytch that fukked my cousin texts me and tells me that her sister is really into me

.

Pretty soon you'll be on the other side of the coin, i ttok a chick from my friend once, he was just taking too long to put down this thot. So i took care of it for him

 

[aboveclouds]

I hold on for as long as I can, but with the fap-break and her hand skills, a nikka busted like he ain't ever.

Unfortunately, I busted SO hard, that...nut shot in my face and a bit on/in my mouth.

bytch laughed so hard after I spit that she lost hold of my joint and fell off the bed. Hit her head, got pissed off, and never talked to a nikka again after that.

 

[BrothaZay]

Worst one was when I was dating this white chick. Sexiest black girl I had ever known came up to me drunk at a party Im a sophomore she's a senior. She said idk why you with that basic bytch, I can take care of you better than her then grabbed my dikk. I was a scared lil boy she was a grown woman in my eyes plus i was anti drinking and cheating at that time .
i told her i couldn't cheat but she didnt give up kept sitting on my lap all night licking my ear and shyt. Next monday at football practice all the older nikkas was clowning.



Being faithful in high school breh and she was right my chick was basic

cac

 

[Warren Moon]

cac

ive done more today to advance our community then you will in your whole life

 

[BrothaZay]

ive done more today to advance our community then you will in your whole life

They why do you refer to sistas as "black chicks"?

 

[dontreadthis]

Went to Miami with my girl and while she's sleeping on the beach I met 2 chicks from France who spoke broken english but would swim near me and smile and start singing some lyrics to Snoop and Pharrels "Beautiful". I'm like "oh y'all like that song?" and just basic flirting. They tell me they're leaving soon but point to their hotel like "we have a room up there, you should come"

I'm like these bytches are both wearing thongs (regular for Miami) both a lil tipsy and cute French broads on a nikkas dikk. Talking bout "you should come" in a sexy ass French accent.

My mind went 2 ways..................I could grab some Rum and have a party wit these bytches right now OR I can skate away and have my shyt fukked up at home.

I just chuckled and dragged my ass back to my girl on the beach. Straight up looked at her like "You don't realize what almost went down"

Had to chalk it up tho and be a good nikka, especially the fact that my girl has dudes coming at her all the time.

Just trying to get my Karma right cuz lord knows..............

damn, let that have been two strong ass, french speaking, Boris nikkas approaching your girl and you wouldn't have been able to get in touch with her for days.


have you standing on the beach hitting her phone like

 

[Warren Moon]

They why do you refer to sistas as "black chicks"?

I referred to one as white
and the other as black. Black people do call other black people black

 

[dynamik]

Went to Miami with my girl and while she's sleeping on the beach I met 2 chicks from France who spoke broken english but would swim near me and smile and start singing some lyrics to Snoop and Pharrels "Beautiful". I'm like "oh y'all like that song?" and just basic flirting. They tell me they're leaving soon but point to their hotel like "we have a room up there, you should come"

I'm like these bytches are both wearing thongs (regular for Miami) both a lil tipsy and cute French broads on a nikkas dikk. Talking bout "you should come" in a sexy ass French accent.

My mind went 2 ways..................I could grab some Rum and have a party wit these bytches right now OR I can skate away and have my shyt fukked up at home.

I just chuckled and dragged my ass back to my girl on the beach. Straight up looked at her like "You don't realize what almost went down"

Had to chalk it up tho and be a good nikka, especially the fact that my girl has dudes coming at her all the time.

Just trying to get my Karma right cuz lord knows..............

Your L was bringing sand to the beach... LITERALLY.

 

[seymour cake]

I was the man in the MySpace days ..I bagged the baddest chick, she came and scooped me.. we go to her crib got on the couch and started kissing and shyt.. we got naked..















About 2 pumps later I nutted so fukking quick. Literally 2 pumps and it was a shyt load of cum.. all over her tittties and body.. she told a couple people in my class too lol.. I didn't care cus the hoes loved me

I should be on guiness for worlds record for fastest nut

 

[Silkk]

I was the man in the MySpace days ..I bagged the baddest chick, she came and scooped me.. we go to her crib got on the couch and started kissing and shyt.. we got naked..















About 2 pumps later I nutted so fukking quick. Literally 2 pumps and it was a shyt load of cum.. all over her tittties and body.. she told a couple people in my class too lol.. I didn't care cus the hoes loved me

I should be on guiness for worlds record for fastest nut

Not an L

 

[intruder]

Probably that time when my d!ck went limp last week