Post your biggest/most embarassing L with a female

[ejthompson23]

I was the man in the MySpace days ..I bagged the baddest chick, she came and scooped me.. we go to her crib got on the couch and started kissing and shyt.. we got naked..















About 2 pumps later I nutted so fukking quick. Literally 2 pumps and it was a shyt load of cum.. all over her tittties and body.. she told a couple people in my class too lol.. I didn't care cus the hoes loved me

I should be on guiness for worlds record for fastest nut

I know how u feel bruh...my first semester at Miami Dade college I took a bad little yank to the crib...nikka busted in 5 strokes...she turned around and said "you gotta be kidding me"...Dat shyt was soul crushing...bt at least I can always say I smashed...

 

[ejthompson23]

In middle school this girl played the nervous game with me in computer class
(if you dont remember that, its where you put your hand on someones thigh and ask if they're nervous, and if they say no, you move your hand a little closer to their dikk/p*ssy and then ask again, rinse/repeat until they say "okay ")

anyways so I thought she was feelin me just off of that, so I asked her to be my girlfriend in front of a huge ass group of people and she was like "no, sorry."

I remember this nikka looked at me after like "you alright b?"

I thought he was lookin out for me until I saw him like

I had absolutely no game back then.

I was in 11th grade (2008) wen I first started getting play...this yank girl I been wanting to fukk finally told me she wanna come thru...she caught 2 buses to meet up wit me at my homeboy house...we got there and I was nervous as fukk ...she started riding me and all of a sudden she stopped and said "nikka you shaking?"...do I need to continue or y'all already know that I never got play frm her again..

 

[Tapp]

u ok?

haha yeh im good breh

 

[SubLyminalz]

I remember my sophomore year of college me and this chick who ended up being a delta who was a freshman had got pretty cool, I didn't smash or anything but but my boy was fukking her homegirl so she was always at my apartment just chilling or what not.

this one night there was this party which happened to be right upstairs from my apartment so I see her at the party and she said she wasn't feeling good and asked me could we to back to my spot to chill so I'm like cool

so I'm pretty drunk not to mention this was my first time drinking brown liquor and she was also drunk, so I take her down to my spot and my boy who was my roommate and her friend came in about 10 minutes after us and she is in the bathroom, so her friend was like you might have a good chance of getting some of that tonite and in my head im like I'm about to tear her ass up, so my boy takes her friend in the room and is doing his thing and I wait for her to come out of the bathroom to take her to my room.

so she comes in my room and strips down to her bra and panties and gets in my bed and laid down this bytch has the biggest titties on campus by far....so I laid down with her and started getting my feels in she isn't hesitating or anything so I proceed to take off her bra and suck on her titties and she still isn't hesitating, so I start taking her panties off and she is like I start sucking her titties again and she seems to be ok with that then I go back to try and get the panties again and she is like I'm not in the mood right now and I said ok we'll you mind sleeping in the living room then since you not giving up no ass and she said ok and left my room.

I get up in the morning and she is still in my appt so I told her im about to go do some laundry I'm about to roll and she left, she had a bit of a attitude but it didn't seem like a big deal.

so as I'm doing laundry I go to the library to check my Facebook and I see this bytch made a status talking about I tried to force her to have sex with me on some subliminal shyt talking about he know who he is so in my head I'm like this hoe is going too far.

her and my boy was still cool off the strength of her home girl so she told him she only did that shyt to scare me or what not so me and her ended up not speaking or acknowledging each other for a good 3 years and she hit me on fb randomly one day and apologized, she wanted me to smash but I didn't even want that hoe anymore after that

that shyt scared the fukk out of me

 

[Fatboi1]

I remember my sophomore year of college me and this chick who ended up being a delta who was a freshman had got pretty cool, I didn't smash or anything but but my boy was fukking her homegirl so she was always at my apartment just chilling or what not.

this one night there was this party which happened to be right upstairs from my apartment so I see her at the party and she said she wasn't feeling good and asked me could we to back to my spot to chill so I'm like cool

so I'm pretty drunk not to mention this was my first time drinking brown liquor and she was also drunk, so I take her down to my spot and my boy who was my roommate and her friend came in about 10 minutes after us and she is in the bathroom, so her friend was like you might have a good chance of getting some of that tonite and in my head im like I'm about to tear her ass up, so my boy takes her friend in the room and is doing his thing and I wait for her to come out of the bathroom to take her to my room.

so she comes in my room and strips down to her bra and panties and gets in my bed and laid down this bytch has the biggest titties on campus by far....so I laid down with her and started getting my feels in she isn't hesitating or anything so I proceed to take off her bra and suck on her titties and she still isn't hesitating, so I start taking her panties off and she is like I start sucking her titties again and she seems to be ok with that then I go back to try and get the panties again and she is like I'm not in the mood right now and I said ok we'll you mind sleeping in the living room then since you not giving up no ass and she said ok and left my room.

I get up in the morning and she is still in my appt so I told her im about to go do some laundry I'm about to roll and she left, she had a bit of a attitude but it didn't seem like a big deal.

so as I'm doing laundry I go to the library to check my Facebook and I see this bytch made a status talking about I tried to force her to have sex with me on some subliminal shyt talking about he know who he is so in my head I'm like this hoe is going too far.

her and my boy was still cool off the strength of her home girl so she told him she only did that shyt to scare me or what not so me and her ended up not speaking or acknowledging each other for a good 3 years and she hit me on fb randomly one day and apologized, she wanted me to smash but I didn't even want that hoe anymore after that

that shyt scared the fukk out of me

That's some stupid shyt. I had a chick do that to me and to this day I haven't smashed. We all into it making out and I start sucking her titties and it's gravy but the moment I put my hands near her p*ssy she'd push it away and shyt. After the third time she did that I kind of fell back and didn't really pursue her like that.

 

[EffedUp]

Quite a few taLes to teLL.

I met this voluptuous chick when I was 17 or so. The breasts and ass was and we started talking. She was so sweet and really knew how to conversate, so one day we arrange a chill session at her older sisters place and she encourages me to bring a friend along so as not to make her sister the third wheel so I nominate my older cousin because he knows how to entertain. I didnt have a car so my cousin said he'd take us, nikka comes to fetch me and he's drunk as fukk so I drive to the house and when we get there she walks out wearing yoga pants . We get in and meet the sister who literally looked like Patrick from Spongebob and my cousin looks at me like and I respond with a. As the night progresses it becomes obvious that my cousin did not wanna take one for the team so he starts hitting on the chick I'm there for. She keeps giving him the but he wasn't hearing it. At one point she literally said I can't take this and went to sit next to her sister on the couch opposite to where we were sitting. We keep talking but it becomes painfully obvious that this bytch was upset so she gets up and goes to the kitchen and my cousin follows her. They had an open plan setup so we could see what was going down and nikka steps up behind her and she backs away and turns around to give him lip (even had a butter knife and started pointing at him ), nikka then steps into her harder and straight up starts kissing her. Eventually they come back, she's all red faced and she sits on a single couch and this nikka can't contain his giggles. Later on she goes to the bathroom and he follows her and they emerge 20 minutes later . The whole time I'm trying to speak to this bytch that look like she's wearing Scream mask, she had 0 conversation skills, 0 interesting things to say. The next day the bytch that fukked my cousin texts me and tells me that her sister is really into me

I'm sorry but both of them nikkas would've got clapped up.

 

[HipHopStan]

I don't think I had too many back in the day. The worst I have ever did was drunk dialing one night, and idk what the fukk I said, but she was hesitant around me for awhile after that. I let a lot of chicks slip by me and I would end up thinking about them later and what could have been. Back in high school there was chick who was a dime (although she did get around alot but she was a nice girl) and for some reason people kept nagging me to to ask her to the prom, and I didn't thinking "Why would that bytch even try to fukk around w/ me. " Years later, I met her brother, and upon hearing my name he was like " YOU'RE THE GUY MY SISTER USED TO TALK ABOUT ALL THE TIME!" Then it all made sense as to why everyone was nagging me to ask her to the prom and being the clueless fool that I was...I didn't. I looked at myself in the mirror that night and gave myself a well deserved

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[Fatboi1]

My L was in Highschool with this Haitian chick I liked. Me and her met with each other through my boy back on AIM back when that shyt was popping in like 2006-07. We started chatting one night in a group, just clowning each other shooting the shyt and once everyone logged off I stayed on and she stayed on and we just sat there im'ing each other for a while. I then met up with her at school the next day or so but I was very shy and nervous so I seen her and just gave her a quick wassup and kept it moving. I would be on some straight bytch shyt, avoiding her or being MAD nervous when I seen her cuz I ended up sweating this chick.

Basically I ended up getting friend zoned and the way she found out I liked her was one day my boy call me and this nikka just randomly ask me "Yo you like Sherley??" I'm like "Huh?? Uhh why y'all asking me that for??" I got kind of suspicious that other people was on the line so I told him I'll call him back and I called my boy cousin and told him what happened and he was like "Nah you good ".

I call my boy back and he ask me again and I'm like ", ...... Yea I like her." next thing you know I hear a cacophony of laughter blaring through my phone. I then hear Sherley voice speak up like and she said "If you had dreads I'd probably talk to you" or something like that . I ended up losing friends with her because from then on she never really hit me up on AIM no more. We used to chat asap after school and since then she'd get online and I'd never hear from her. Occasionally she'd be on the phone with me via 3 way with other dudes but I'd just sit there not saying much.

This was back on Myspace days. She one day added some new pictures to her profile and that shyt literally made me lose my appetite. I remember writing out some long winded essay to her saying we could be friends and some other shyt basically trying to salvage any type of connection that may be there. Nothing really worked


I checked online and seen her on FB so here's how she looks. Bad ass chick

 

[EffedUp]

May not seem that big of an L but that shyt hurt though. lol

I remember like 4 yrs. ago over the summer I would see this ridiculously thick light skin jawn waiting for the bus in the mornings in front of my house. Ass was just stupid phat. Sometimes she'd be waiting with others, sometimes solo. I had her right there in front of me coming down the driveway but wouldn't say shyt before driving to work. I even told some co-workers about this broad and they're basically like "say something to her stupid". I'm 25 at this time acting at least half my age being all shy and shyt. lol
Even after talking with co-workers, I would still drive on to work. One day I had enough and told myself that I would approach her. Caught her solo as I rolled down the driveway in my car. First off, I don't know how many times I said "excuse miss" before she even turned her head. I started talking to her a bit and she soon hit me with "I have a boyfriend and we live up the street." Instead of just taking the L right there I hit her with the "we can still be friends" bit. She responds with "me and him been together for x number of years." All I could say after that was "congratulations and have a nice day."
I saw her a couple of times after that but once school started back up I never saw her again. She looked too old to be a student. Sometimes I think I spooked her and shyt. lol

Damn you Nicole.

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

My freshman year I was at a football game during the third quarter I went to the concession stand and ran into some cheerleaders from the other team. I wasn't really shy back then but there wasn't really a ugly chick in the group, so when they waved me over I was a little nervous. So I'm talking and walking with them, when suddenly one of them pushes this one girl next to me says,"she thinks your cute." This chick was so bad. My nervousness went from 100 to 1000. She was talking but I couldn't hear anything. All I was thinking about was how pretty she was. When I finally snapped out of it she asking me something and for some reason I let out this loud awkward laugh. She was looking at me like And her friends was like a combination of . I put my head down on some :godwhy:shyt and just walked away. After the game I saw her in the parking lot and she started walking towards me and I merged into the crowd on some assassin's creed shyt. I looked back at her and she was looking dead at me like .
I never felt so ashamed in my life. A year later we were playing that team again and I tried looking for her but one her friends told me going to another school.









:feels:..........

 

[rogue_riezo]

So when did you kick your cousin's shyt in, breh?

Never, he did the exact thing a man should do and she let him . Would have been a complete different story if she was actually my girl. shyt did start a subconscious rivalry though, after that we had lowkey female rivalry. I did the same to him a couple times after and he did similar shyt too and to this day we're close AF, we charge it to the game and laugh it off.

He's getting to ready to wife his girlfriend now and she's .

 

[Bunchy Carter]

I remember when i was young going through puberty and my voice was scratchy and shyt; there was this party line callwd the loop (i think) out here in LA. I got on the shyt and there was some chick that clicked in and asked are there any guys from blah blah area.

I was all geeked like a motherfukker and click in and say a yo I'm from blah blah area with this high cracking voice like screech from saved by the bell. The chick clicked in and was like im not talking to a guy with a voice like that.

Then some guy came in with some deep ass voice on some dark vader shyt and said im from blah blah and she hooked up with him.

I was low key mad a fukk; but that party line closed down quick because girls were going to these dudes homes and were expecting a 14 years old kid and the dude was like 35 and shyt. fukking pedos.

 

[Bunchy Carter]

I thought of another one. When I was in middle school one of my friends was having a birthday party in her backyard and invited me over. So they had a dj and shyt and when it got dark the old folks went inside the house and the dj started playing music. I was freak dancing with this latino chick and she went to the bathroom and I was like thank god because right when she left I caught a full hard on . So, I was shyt; let me hide this bytch and I went to sit down by the table and my homiegirl was like why are you sitting down, dance with me. I was like naw hold up and she pulled me up out the chair and bent over and started grinding on me and stopped and said Ooooo that why you were sitting down and started smiling. I was like damn; I need to get on facebook to look her up, I havent seen her in like 10 years since high school.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

first time having sex with a big girl, couldn't keep it up....

 

[patscorpio]

2 incidents that ive mentioned on here before

1) in HS my boy instigating some shyt in math class going around asking this chick who she would fukk in here...when my boy got to my name ol girl said loudly "please id rather masturbate"....my soul was burning after that i couldnt even come up with a comeback

2) some years ago i used to fukk with test boosters heavy in efforts to put them cuts in my physique..had a nikka looking a pro wrestler...never suffered any side effects except for the one time i disregarded a warning on taking a max dosage...doing that fukked with my libido....i had a chick over ready to put in work...the spirit was willing but the flesh was weak...terrible L that thankfully I did get a second chance once that shyt got out of my system and my libido went back to normal..i had to put in a top 3 sex performance in life to redeem things