Post your biggest/most embarassing L with a female

[ChrisDorner]

Probably that time when my d!ck went limp last week

thats that shyt that hurt ya ego, but when she thinks its because of her

 

[intruder]

thats that shyt that hurt ya ego, but when she thinks its because of her

She tried her best breh. Sucked my dikk repeatedly, grinded on me. Then as soon as i put the condom on and am about to go in her my sh!t would flop like

 

[Silkk]

She tried her best breh. Sucked my dikk repeatedly, grinded on me. Then as soon as i put the condom on and am about to go in her my sh!t would flop like

Shouldve went raw

 

[Davin Black]

Quite a few taLes to teLL.

I met this voluptuous chick when I was 17 or so. The breasts and ass was and we started talking. She was so sweet and really knew how to conversate, so one day we arrange a chill session at her older sisters place and she encourages me to bring a friend along so as not to make her sister the third wheel so I nominate my older cousin because he knows how to entertain. I didnt have a car so my cousin said he'd take us, nikka comes to fetch me and he's drunk as fukk so I drive to the house and when we get there she walks out wearing yoga pants . We get in and meet the sister who literally looked like Patrick from Spongebob and my cousin looks at me like and I respond with a. As the night progresses it becomes obvious that my cousin did not wanna take one for the team so he starts hitting on the chick I'm there for. She keeps giving him the but he wasn't hearing it. At one point she literally said I can't take this and went to sit next to her sister on the couch opposite to where we were sitting. We keep talking but it becomes painfully obvious that this bytch was upset so she gets up and goes to the kitchen and my cousin follows her. They had an open plan setup so we could see what was going down and nikka steps up behind her and she backs away and turns around to give him lip (even had a butter knife and started pointing at him ), nikka then steps into her harder and straight up starts kissing her. Eventually they come back, she's all red faced and she sits on a single couch and this nikka can't contain his giggles. Later on she goes to the bathroom and he follows her and they emerge 20 minutes later . The whole time I'm trying to speak to this bytch that look like she's wearing Scream mask, she had 0 conversation skills, 0 interesting things to say. The next day the bytch that fukked my cousin texts me and tells me that her sister is really into me

So when did you kick your cousin's shyt in, breh?

 

[smoove157]

Shouldve went raw

obvious answer is obvious

 

[T-K-G]

[QUOTE="Silkk, post: 9888053, member: 96]Not an L[/QUOTE]
Word, the second u get the p*ssy you win imo

 

[Claudex]

I think I have told this story, but as a youngsta, I was sharing that girl

I mean, I found out cuz I came over her crib and found used condom wrappers behind the trash in the bathroom

"You found that rubber in the trashcan
I say when the fukk did you become the trashman?" - Ty Dollar $ign


Hope you ain't caught nothing though

 

[Shade]

I didn't lose my V-card until my first year of college, so to be honest high school itself was probably a pretty big L when it came to women.

It wasn't so much that I failed at getting women (or even ever got rejected) as it was that I was too shy/afraid of rejection to even try.


Kinda sucked finding out years later that a chick liked you but you missed out because you were too scared to holla.

That was exactly my story.

Thinking about the amount of ass I could've gotten back then in retrospect because so many girls were openly throwing it at me but I didn't let myself notice because I was too shy has me like .

I started making up for it after HS though.

 

[shutterguy]

A chick slapped me so hard she knocked the racsim out my ancestors. I was at a party and she caught me lacking . I couldnt get back at her cause to many n1ggas would have did the you can't hit a girl and put they capes and leatards on for her.

This thread got me dying!!

 

[Methodical]

Freshman in High School at the lunch time. I was on that girl because she looks like Kelly from Save By The Bell. I barely knew her so I asked her out for date and she was confused and quick response said, "Yes" so she walked back to her table and I was walking with my tray lunch while I had smirk on my face like to my friends and my friends were like so in a few min later and she walked up to me and I was like and she was like, "Look, I don't know you at all and still don't know why you asked me out since we don't know each other at all so I'm not going out date with you but we can be friends if you want ". That shyt hit me burn my soul slow while my friends were like while I was like "

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

My freshman year I was at a football game during the third quarter I went to the concession stand and ran into some cheerleaders from the other team. I wasn't really shy back then but there wasn't really a ugly chick in the group, so when they waved me over I was a little nervous. So I'm talking and walking with them, when suddenly one of them pushes this one girl next to me says,"she thinks your cute." This chick was so bad. My nervousness went from 100 to 1000. She was talking but I couldn't hear anything. All I was thinking about was how pretty she was. When I finally snapped out of it she asking me something and for some reason I let out this loud awkward laugh. She was looking at me like And her friends was like a combination of . I put my head down on some :godwhy:shyt and just walked away. After the game I saw her in the parking lot and she started walking towards me and I merged into the crowd on some assassin's creed shyt. I looked back at her and she was looking dead at me like .
I never felt so ashamed in my life. A year later we were playing that team again and I tried looking for her but one her friends told me going to another school.









:feels:..........

 

[YaBoy]

. I put my head down on some :godwhy:shyt and just walked away. After the game I saw her in the parking lot and she started walking towards me and I merged into the crowd on some assassin's creed shyt.

 

[ejthompson23]

I tried to play it cool when I knew she liked me. I took too long and she ends up pregnant and engaged to a Rent-A-Center fukkboy manager named G***** W****n who drives a 2010 Blue Chevy Camaro v6 (basic Muthafukk ) and he lives at 3574 Fi***** court apt. 236

I ain't even sweatin' it, tho. See, I'm happy

You sure u not sweating it bruh

 

[GilSho]

After the game I saw her in the parking lot and she started walking towards me and I merged into the crowd on some assassin's creed shyt.

 

[trillclinton]

When i was in high school this girl recorded me spilling my heart out to her and simpn on the phone . . . . . and then she played it for all her homegirls and nggas who she was actually fckn . . . . . . showed up to school the next day with everybody lookn at me like. . . . . . . .

u ok?