Ya'll some evil b*stards
Once I was on stage with my friend and the club was packed. You couldn't even move if you were in the crowd. Dude in the front kept flashing a hand full of 100s and 50s. He put it on the stage, picked it up and kept tryna to pretend like he was going to give it to me. shyt pissed me off.
Anyways this couple came on stage and started to make it rain but dude still trying to tease me. So I get as close as I can to him and snatch the money out of his hand and did this crazy roll to the back of the stage .
Dude was not having it and climbs on stage to come after my ass but security is on him like white on rice. Once security is distracted I go over to my friend and I hand the money off to her. She is oblivious and tell her to not drop the money no matter what. Then I go back to where I was. Security is like did you snatch him money? I say yes and tell him it was like $5. Security says he said I took a bunch of 100s. I'm like come on now that fool is broke as shyt. Meanwhile the couple is still making it rain and we have a mountain of money. They push dude off the stage and try to look through the money. Of course they find no large bills and other girls are rushing on the stage. So security says fukk it and leave dude at the back of the stage.
I know dude will be waiting for me so I grab our garbage bag full of money and tell my friend to run across the bar. We run across the bar and he can't through the crowd so we lose his ass.
We get to the dressingroom and my friend is like wtf was...*finally looks at the money in her hand* omg you crazy bytch!!!!
Turn out it was like $800. Between that and the rest of the money we made 2k on that set.
Made sure I put on a wig before I left.
This the first stripper story I ever heard
I lived a full life