Only in the hood...

[imp7]

-those cheap black plastic bags from the corner store caught in every fence and tree
-ppl smoking handrolled cigarettes
-that one old drunk/crackhead that made himself the neighborhood watchman
-ppl selling fake Jordan's, hats, belts, and designer clothes out of car trunks
-the best food spots have those old ass chairs with those slashed up cushions..somebody made a meme of this lmao

 

[UserNameless]

Greasy ass game controllers, buttons sticking and shyt, analog grip chewed off.

Maaaaaaan. .. that shyt. .. that shyt right there.


When I was on the sticks heavy as a kid I couldn't. .. I just couldn't. Started bringing my own shyt. Bits of chicken in the crevices of.the controller and shyt. ..

 

[FruitOfTheVale]

-burglar bars on every window within arm's reach
-swisher guts in front of every park bench
-recycling centers
-clothes drying on the gate/fence
-sideshows
-dead patna t-shirts, lanyards and fitted caps
-RIP tributes made of empty liquor bottles or candles that spell out the name of the dead
-Armed security in the grocery store
-street names missing from the posts (and hanging off of someone's house or fence instead)
-bike clubhouses
-social services/welfare services in the mall
-A church/temple/mosque on every corner
-scraper bikes
-dozens of circular tire tracks on every major intersection
-RIP murals
-True Religion jeans
-ATVs and dirt bikes
-Gucci belts
-hos on the stroll in broad daylight
-Every non-liquor business closes at 8 PM even on weekends
-swisher guts on the floor of the back row of every bus
-Schools with prison fences around the entire perimeter

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Maaaaaaan. .. that shyt. .. that shyt right there.


When I was on the sticks heavy as a kid I couldn't. .. I just couldn't. Started bringing my own shyt. Bits of chicken in the crevices of.the controller and shyt. ..

Mufukkas be on No Mercy eating cheetos then licking they fingers and rubbing their pants

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

-The Burger King makes Whopper's with two top buns and don't care if you complain.
-Giant wooden spoon and fork on the kitchen wall.
-A girl who worked at the Chinese spot since 1998......same age as you, but you ain't NEVER see her outside or in school.
-That blue tin with the butter cookies on it......but now it's got hair barrets and combs with old hair still stuck in it now.

 

[Farrinto]

Grandma telling dusty corner dwellers to get off her steps

 

[observe]

The one crazy nikka that every one knows

Female drama

Neighbors bumping loud music

Lawn full of beer cans

 

[Milk N Cookies]

I can't wait for spring so I can pull over when I see the corn in a cup people!! Extra cayenne, easy mayo....

 

[FruitOfTheVale]

The one crazy nikka that every one knows

Female drama

Neighbors bumping loud music

Lawn full of beer cans

Only in the hood though? Unless we're including barrios and PWT communities under the hood label

That reminds me:

- stacks of empty hennesy/overpriced champagne bottles in the backyard proudly on display to stunt

 

[Redwood]

Bump

 

[Supreme]

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[nose hair]

Can you walk right outside yo door and have a nikka riding his bike offer you the latest movies on dvd.

 

[BrokePhiBroke]

Can you see family members fight each other then when the police come they gang up on the police and dash...

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Bump

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

You know why breh

BREH