Bunch of dogs don't nobody know who they belong to terrorizing the hood.
Only in the hood...
- Thread starter BmoreGorilla
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Behind-the-wheel
Living dead
White guys that look like....
Redwood
Superstar
Fukked up blinds in the windows cause muthafukkas are nosey
bytches walking around in pajama pants with no panties underneath
Buick Oldsmobile and Iroc Camaros
Thats my favorite to see walking around in Walmart
yall forgot kids sitting and playing on broke down cars that havent moved in months
BmoreGorilla
Veteran
Bump
GhettoTeK
All Star
Packs of soy sauce/hot sauce/mustard in the kitchen drawer
Ol’Otis
The Picasso of the Ghetto
ice cream trucks coming after 7 in the evening
zayk35
Superstar
I love going back to my old hood in Texas just to chill in the front yard on a summer day and watch episodes of "fukkery" every day ...you couldn't write a better show or movie
I'm notorious for going to friends houses and throwing these away on purpose. Id find them at a friend's house and be like "soandso you know I can't stand to find those in people's houses and am throwing them away, right?"Packs of soy sauce/hot sauce/mustard in the kitchen drawer
It ain't just the hood tho. I was dating this rich Indian chick (she's a doctor with her own practice and her pops is a millionaire) and she had a drawer full of them shyts too. She was upset when I threw her shyt away
Toe Jay Simpson
Searchin’
Cats going outside to talk in the phone. Grilling in the front yard instead of the back
LunaticVillage415
All Star
"You need somebody to watch yo car? I'm taking tips" 
especially if you trying to park your car to go to a club in the hood.
That big ass "Thank You For Shopping" sign that is in the front of corner stores and hood gas stations. Seen that shyt coast to coast but never in the burbs.
Fiends trying to sell work socks for a dollar
Fiends lined up around the block for methadone. Suburban methadone clinics like a real doctors office
The whole liquor store behind bulletproof glass
Ten year olds that everybody from the OGs to the police are scared of
Corner store Arab who is basically black and ghetto as fukk
Dopeboys outside trying to sell you drugs you never tried before when you just trying to cop some bud. "I swear smoking wet is just like taking two e pills, you need to try this shyt"
Everyone white is the police or suspected to be an undercover or a knock
especially if you trying to park your car to go to a club in the hood.That big ass "Thank You For Shopping" sign that is in the front of corner stores and hood gas stations. Seen that shyt coast to coast but never in the burbs.
Fiends trying to sell work socks for a dollar
Fiends lined up around the block for methadone. Suburban methadone clinics like a real doctors office
The whole liquor store behind bulletproof glass
Ten year olds that everybody from the OGs to the police are scared of
Corner store Arab who is basically black and ghetto as fukk
Dopeboys outside trying to sell you drugs you never tried before when you just trying to cop some bud. "I swear smoking wet is just like taking two e pills, you need to try this shyt"
Everyone white is the police or suspected to be an undercover or a knock
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BmoreGorilla
Veteran
Bump 
Ol’Otis
The Picasso of the Ghetto
Ain’t nobody seen nothing even tho they seen the whole thing
Man... I was driving through Harvey and had to turn around after i saw a lady selling tamales. Then things were everything!!
richaveli83
Veteran
Saw this posted years ago in this thread.
Back in the 10th grade me and my (play)cousin had skipped school and we were just walking around trying to figure out what to do and we saw an old Mexican guy pushing this. He asked me am I hungry. I said yeah but was like we ain't got no money. He went to that old Mexican guy and punched him in the jaw and proceeded to rob him. I was like
but kind of like 
because it was unexpected and my friend was a crazy dude. There was a small pond nearby and he started pushing the cart into the pond and the Mexican guy tried to stop him and my friend proceeded to throw the Mexican guy in the pond and then pushed the cart into the pond. Looking back that was some sucker shyt and foul as hell but at the time I laughed it off. 
I participated in some crazy and demonic shyt back in those days.
Back in the 10th grade me and my (play)cousin had skipped school and we were just walking around trying to figure out what to do and we saw an old Mexican guy pushing this. He asked me am I hungry. I said yeah but was like we ain't got no money. He went to that old Mexican guy and punched him in the jaw and proceeded to rob him. I was like
but kind of like because it was unexpected and my friend was a crazy dude. There was a small pond nearby and he started pushing the cart into the pond and the Mexican guy tried to stop him and my friend proceeded to throw the Mexican guy in the pond and then pushed the cart into the pond. Looking back that was some sucker shyt and foul as hell but at the time I laughed it off. I participated in some crazy and demonic shyt back in those days.