Only in the hood...

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

-Skinny pitbull walking round the neighborhood
-Chick at the busstop with a stroller and louis vutton purse
-Corner store selling single magnums and cigarettes
-That one car that got a different color door
-That ol dude that been fixing on that same pickup for years and it still dont run
-Bums tryna hold the door open for you at the store cuz they know they gone ask for change when you come out.
-Bulletproof glass separating the counter
-Dude chilling outside the store asking if you want dro
-Big ass 17Year old dudes on a damn girly ass bike
-Mufukkas standing outside eating chicken with they shirt off and tossin the bones to a red nose pitbull.
-Females walking round with that black showercap looking thang on they head
-That one building that used to be a store thats still sitting there
-Woman in a nursing uniform at the busstop
-People with a pickle jar full of tea at home
-Bad ass kids wanna tryna open yo car door when you tryna leave
-Somebody old that got some beans cookin on the stove
-That gold ass Listerine in the rest room
-Dude posted up on side of the road selling fake jordans and lv/mk bags
-Thots patting they damn head while walking down the street with tights on and hello kitty flip flops

 

[Stuntone]

Icecream truck had roaches

Sharing clothes and shoes with ya homeboy. Shoes had to be equal or higher value.

Crackheads moving loveseats and hot waterheaters with grocery carts.

Half of the hood loosing their virginity to this white dust head name Missy

Sex and Extreme sexual harassment at the city pool. Chicks still coming back the next days.

Ruthless killers dancing like omarian at the neighborhood parties.

No limit Parties(90s Louisiana shyt)

Chicks fukking with u bcuz u got 2 or more gold slugs.



I miss those days

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

The boudin man/lady.
Non (Texas/Louisiana members might not relate)

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Icecream truck had roaches

Sharing clothes and shoes with ya homeboy. Shoes had to be equal or higher value.

Crackheads moving loveseats and hot waterheaters with grocery carts.

Half of the hood loosing their virginity to this white dust head name Missy

Sex and Extreme sexual harassment at the city pool. Chicks still coming back the next days.

Ruthless killers dancing like omarian at the neighborhood parties.

No limit Parties(90s Louisiana shyt)

Chicks fukking with u bcuz u got 2 or more gold slugs.



I miss those days

When the signature bounce song comes on.


"Bounca biggity biggity biggity biggity.......she rode that dikk like a soulja......"

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

- The chinese place that didnt sell chinese food.

shyt had burgers, bbq sandwiches, fries, chicken strips and cheetos and shyt

 

[beenz]

- The chinese place that didnt sell chinese food.

shyt had burgers, bbq sandwiches, fries, chicken strips and cheetos and shyt

I been to plenty of chinese joints that sell pizza puffs, pizza, and chicken wings with fries.

 

[WickedSkengman]

-Dude chilling outside the store asking if you want dro

thats me

 

[Dwayne_Taylor]

So wait...everybody that's in here ain't a "c00n" for telling the truth about nikkas!? Only on The Coli can shyt be this contradictory

It depends on the tone and context, but yeah threads like this can easily turn into a parade of stereotypes.

 

[Dwayne_Taylor]

Parents had this nasty shyt in the cabinet since the 80's

Nasty? That shat is delicious ! when my grandmother made pancakes I was like

 

[K_dot_Mac]

One way in, one way out
Boiling hot water straight out the faucet
Them Green electricity boxes that was the chill spot
The candy lady

 

[BmoreGorilla]

-Chick at the busstop with a stroller and louis vutton purse
-That gold ass Listerine in the rest room

Purses be fake than a mug too. Ask to see the tag in one of them

And my grandma used to put that gold listerine on our cuts like rubbing alcohol. One time busted my lip hopping a fence and she made me swish in my mouth

 

[BmoreGorilla]

handwritten note by the toilet telling you to hold the handle down for a few seconds

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

I been to plenty of chinese joints that sell pizza puffs, pizza, and chicken wings with fries.

I aint seen one outside the hood. Yeah they got other food too but in Houston i went to a place with no chinese food

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Purses be fake than a mug too. Ask to see the tag in one of them

And my grandma used to put that gold listerine on our cuts like rubbing alcohol. One time busted my lip hopping a fence and she made me swish in my mouth

That shyt potent as fukk.
Its like you drinking something that aint supposed to be drunk

 

[Silver Surfer]

People still selling DVD's on the street