One of my high school classmates went on a date with a typical coli n*gga

[Chelsea Bridge]

It's her side of the story, is how. She sat through the whole thing, offers no account of how she countered him during the conversation or of what kind of conversations she herself attempted to lead with, and ends with the meat of the matter -- how dare he expect her to put some independent money on the independent table by being independent enough to pay for her own damn drink.

Hmmm I can somewhat see the point and If I'm not feeling a guy and he's being a jerk I wouldn't let him pay for anything I get.

 

[Houston911]

Im not posting her pic

This shyt is funny as fukk

I randomly check Facebook during the day but im so glad i did

@malcolmxxx_45 @Black @Malta @Gil Scott-Heroin @charmander

This dudes troll game is

I feel like a white college basketball player who just got exposed to the harsh realities of the nba. Thought i was killing sh*t and then i had to go play with the big boys i dont know if i can troll at that level.

You got dudes out there who are really living by the tenets of the coli-life

 

[Ooh Marty]

chicks is still going out on dates with black men?

its 2015! We off that!

 

[Black]

which one of yall did this?

Her summary is below


Yea it was a hot mess! The guy was 20 minutes late and couldn't make eye contact. First thing he said to me was is your hair real and was shocked when I said yes. He goes on to say how all black girls are fake nowadays. When I didn't agree he goes on to say that I am not familiar with the black culture and will need to be reintroduced. Then he concludes that since I am articulate, don't have any kids, live in a white neighborhood, not familiar with basketball stars and lack of a traditional black body makes me less than. Oh and i shouldn't worry because I have a body more desirable to other races I have been trained to think and act like them. This can be fixed in time. In addition my desire to travel the world and go on trips with female friends means that I could become a lesbian if I haven't tried it yet. To top it off he didn't even have the basic gentlemen courtesy to pay for my drink.

GOAT shyt! My nikka said he has to "reintroduce her to black culture"

 

[The 2020 New Member]

Lol. Sounds like a shytty date. It happens.

 

[Houston911]

This was her opening post:

Telling me that I'm not black enough, my clock is ticking and that I am most likely a closeted lesbian is definitely not to the way to win points on a first date

 

[Soundbwoy]

which one of yall did this?

Her summary is below


Yea it was a hot mess! The guy was 20 minutes late and couldn't make eye contact. First thing he said to me was is your hair real and was shocked when I said yes. He goes on to say how all black girls are fake nowadays. When I didn't agree he goes on to say that I am not familiar with the black culture and will need to be reintroduced. Then he concludes that since I am articulate, don't have any kids, live in a white neighborhood, not familiar with basketball stars and lack of a traditional black body makes me less than. Oh and i shouldn't worry because I have a body more desirable to other races I have been trained to think and act like them. This can be fixed in time. In addition my desire to travel the world and go on trips with female friends means that I could become a lesbian if I haven't tried it yet. To top it off he didn't even have the basic gentlemen courtesy to pay for my drink.

op did he pay for the date

 

[Houston911]

op did he pay for the date

He didnt pay for the drink so i doubt it

@marcuz probably saved the day and paid for everything

 

[Scientific Playa]

To top it off he didn't even have the basic gentlemen courtesy to pay for my drink.

play on playa .... chicks be showing up to dates thirsty as heck these days

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Traditional black body?
Also, pic vio of the female in said convo.

Why are you so weird? What is it with you and pics for every thread posted about a female? You don't see women offline?

 

[Malta]

To that gentlemen, he out here living by the code

 

[Yinny]

Damn, I'd love a personality and lifestyle audit on a date. She better take that free advice and fix herself up for a good brotha.

 

[Doobie Doo]

She left out the end part where she gave dude the drawls.

 

[AtomicUse]

 

[Dwolf]

Why are you so weird? What is it with you and pics for every thread posted about a female? You don't see women offline?

Calm down.