Long story short, I (platonically) love eating out my coworker, breh's good people and he knows the best spots
Both of us are foodies and cook each other lunch at home to compare. Winner buys dinner, beats my wife's cooking
We went to an italian place yesterday and one of my coworkers went in after us with some transvestite
Leon recognized him before I did, he brought up me sending heart emojis to other men, buddy was openly eavesdropping on us that day
There's a Valentine's Day special at this steakhouse near a motel today, I'm scared Martin Lawrence Jr. will be there to ruin it, what do I do?!
I'm making him Tuscan Chicken, he regretted ordering from the Northern Italian section that day