Update: My coworker is going out with a treh! (Dinner date went well)

[Fill Collins]

Checked out the motel, the complimentary "breakfast" was just reheated coffee and dollar store honey buns

He asked if I wanted to chill and my stupid ass said I had to get back to my battle axe wife

I'm at a Denny's alone actively trying to avoid her, she was blowing up my phone

Why are you always playing house yadda yadda Where are you? Get the fukk back home...

I'm glad we don't have kids, can't she understand a man needs another man's company sometimes?

 

[Strapped]

Why is this mess not bushed

 

[AquaCityBoy]

I (platonically) love eating out my coworker, breh's good people and he knows the best spots

Eh-eh! What's happening here

 

[Mystic]

My Tuscan Chicken pasta beat off his smothered pork chops, I ate like a champ

We ordered the same thing: porterhouse, medium rare with roasted potatoes

I bought us some cider, strong shyt, 5% alcohol

I took a sip and told him, "hey breh, I got a carrot with a mushroom glaze for dessert"

He just asked, "What's a breh, save that for the room"

We got more drunk and started giggling like school girls doing Tommy Wiseau impressions. The steak was great and now we're at the red roof in... can't come home, a glass of cider is heavy AF

 

[Fill Collins]

Why is this mess not bushed

Not my fault you're sexually attracted to other men breh

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Long story short, I (platonically) love eating out my coworker, breh's good people and he knows the best spots

Both of us are foodies and cook each other lunch at home to compare. Winner buys dinner, beats my wife's cooking





We went to an italian place yesterday and one of my coworkers went in after us with some transvestite

Leon recognized him before I did, he brought up me sending heart emojis to other men, buddy was openly eavesdropping on us that day

There's a Valentine's Day special at this steakhouse near a motel today, I'm scared Martin Lawrence Jr. will be there to ruin it, what do I do?!

I'm making him Tuscan Chicken, he regretted ordering from the Northern Italian section that day

@Fill Collins


What Kinda Weirdo shyt is this? Cooking another man dinner? Another man cooking dinner for you? Talm bout its Better than your wife's?

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

Alexa, Fill Collins "Legs in the Air Tonight "

 

[General Mills]

Long story short, I (platonically) love eating out my coworker, breh's good people and he knows the best spots

Both of us are foodies and cook each other lunch at home to compare. Winner buys dinner, beats my wife's cooking





We went to an italian place yesterday and one of my coworkers went in after us with some transvestite

Leon recognized him before I did, he brought up me sending heart emojis to other men, buddy was openly eavesdropping on us that day

There's a Valentine's Day special at this steakhouse near a motel today, I'm scared Martin Lawrence Jr. will be there to ruin it, what do I do?!

I'm making him Tuscan Chicken, he regretted ordering from the Northern Italian section that day

 

[JQ Legend]

Ayo man