One more Chip, still 5 rings: Official 49ers 2016 Offseason Thread

[Bryan Danielson]

Accidentally posted in the Tomsula thread but still applies.

My take on this whole situation

Supposedly Jed grew tired of Harbaugh insubordination and a$$hole ways ( See the khakis at the ribbon cutting ceremony). Tomsula was a rattatouli ass nikka behind Harbs back snitching and shyt. Paraag was spreading bullshyt ass rumors as usual. Baalke sitting back dealing with everyone's bullshyt. They fire Harbs bytch ass cause he didn't want to compromise on his offensive coordinator and being a total prick wether right or wrong is up for debate. Baalke goes to scout a young offensive minded kid in Denver to coach his team and flies to Denver to woo him for 15 fukking hours and gives him the job. Jed York dumbass loves his rat Tomsula so much he says only if he makes Tomsula his D Coordinator. Gase says fukk you and Baalke says ain't this some shyt. Now we gotta find a coach and everyone's been poached and we left with this fat fukk. They hire Tomsula spewing this teacher bullshyt that Paraag pulled up on his analytics program. The season is a disaster and Baalke tells Jed sitcho dumbass down and let me take care of this and cut the check when I tell you playboi

To be continued...

 

[1ncognegro]

AD coming back

Staley Tiller Kilgore Davis Brown

 

[FaTaL]

Rumored that the 49ers will have to give up a first round pick for Payton

Fuk it then

Chip or Hue

 

[Disgustya Stallone]

AD coming back

wow cool as sh*t but tf did he take a year off for?

 

[Fade Runner 2049]

wow cool as sh*t but tf did he take a year off for?

I been sayin, fukk what everyone heard about harbaugh and how his act grew old with players bs he was a winner, replacing him with Jim fukking tomsula rubbed some players the wrong way, ant Davis was like fukk it Ima chill for a year because everyone knew tomsula would flop

 

[Bryan Danielson]

wow cool as sh*t but tf did he take a year off for?

Maybe not everyone likes Tomsula as much as the FO tries to spin it.

Cats retiring
Cats signing with other teams in waves
Other cats just giving up on the season and field

I think a lot of lies was told this season to hide the ugly truth and terrible reality

I think guys maybe genuinely really did like him... but not enough to be the head coach.... just like many of you all love your Nana's.... but you wouldnt choose her to be your team mate or member on your bball team or an important project at work that will be crucial to your job.

No, you just want Nana to just keep her old ass somewhere in the back, bake them good ass blueberry muffins and give that occasional encouragement from time to time

 

[yseJ]

I been sayin, fukk what everyone heard about harbaugh and how his act grew old with players bs he was a winner, replacing him with Jim fukking tomsula rubbed some players the wrong way, ant Davis was like fukk it Ima chill for a year because everyone knew tomsula would flop

harbaugh was fired in 2014
tomsula was hired in last january

and anthony davis 'retired' last summer 6 months after the damn fact

 

[King Kreole]

Maybe not everyone likes Tomsula as much as the FO tries to spin it.

Cats retiring
Cats signing with other teams in waves
Other cats just giving up on the season and field

I think a lot of lies was told this season to hide the ugly truth and terrible reality

I think guys maybe genuinely really did like him... but not enough to be the head coach.... just like many of you all love your Nana's.... but you wouldnt choose her to be your team mate or member on your bball team or an important project at work that will be crucial to your job.

No, you just want Nana to just keep her old ass somewhere in the back, bake them good ass blueberry muffins and give that occasional encouragement from time to time

 

[Thief's Theme]

I want Mike Shula as HC and Muhammad Wilkerson as a fat FA signing

then attack the OL, we need 3 new OLmen assuming AD comes back in shape

 

[Southeast Jerome]

AD coming back

 

[FaTaL]

 

[Jayseos]

We can only go up right?

 

[Jayseos]

I've been hearing Sean Payton along with Matt Stafford don't want Matt but Payton would be nice.

 

[El Jefe]

We can only go up right?

You saw what our FO was responsible for this past 12 months right

 

[Jayseos]

You saw what our FO was responsible for this past 12 months right

I didn't say i had any high hopes....