One more Chip, still 5 rings: Official 49ers 2016 Offseason Thread

2016 Season record predictions


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1ncognegro

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Accidentally posted in the Tomsula thread but still applies.

My take on this whole situation

Supposedly Jed grew tired of Harbaugh insubordination and a$$hole ways ( See the khakis at the ribbon cutting ceremony). Tomsula was a rattatouli ass nikka behind Harbs back snitching and shyt. Paraag was spreading bullshyt ass rumors as usual. Baalke sitting back dealing with everyone's bullshyt. They fire Harbs bytch ass cause he didn't want to compromise on his offensive coordinator and being a total prick wether right or wrong is up for debate. Baalke goes to scout a young offensive minded kid in Denver to coach his team and flies to Denver to woo him for 15 fukking hours and gives him the job. Jed York dumbass loves his rat Tomsula so much he says only if he makes Tomsula his D Coordinator. Gase says fukk you and Baalke says ain't this some shyt. Now we gotta find a coach and everyone's been poached and we left with this fat fukk. They hire Tomsula spewing this teacher bullshyt that Paraag pulled up on his analytics program. The season is a disaster and Baalke tells Jed sitcho dumbass down and let me take care of this and cut the check when I tell you playboi

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Accidentally posted in the Tomsula thread but still applies.

My take on this whole situation

Supposedly Jed grew tired of Harbaugh insubordination and a$$hole ways ( See the khakis at the ribbon cutting ceremony). Tomsula was a rattatouli ass nikka behind Harbs back snitching and shyt. Paraag was spreading bullshyt ass rumors as usual. Baalke sitting back dealing with everyone's bullshyt. They fire Harbs bytch ass cause he didn't want to compromise on his offensive coordinator and being a total prick wether right or wrong is up for debate. Baalke goes to scout a young offensive minded kid in Denver to coach his team and flies to Denver to woo him for 15 fukking hours and gives him the job. Jed York dumbass loves his rat Tomsula so much he says only if he makes Tomsula his D Coordinator. Gase says fukk you and Baalke says ain't this some shyt. Now we gotta find a coach and everyone's been poached and we left with this fat fukk. They hire Tomsula spewing this teacher bullshyt that Paraag pulled up on his analytics program. The season is a disaster and Baalke tells Jed sitcho dumbass down and let me take care of this and cut the check when I tell you playboi

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if Jed had any sense of loyalty to this team, franchise and the storied organization he should go back to harbaugh, hat in hand, and beg duke to come back... Literally
 

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Rumored that the 49ers will have to give up a first round pick for Payton
 
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Kaep back :banderas: because any HC worth a damn knows that Kaep is the best QB on the roster, better to roll with Kaep over these Qbs in the draft next year, and he's better than the Qbs who will be available in free agency most likely


Cacs :umad:
 

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Kaep back :banderas: because any HC worth a damn knows that Kaep is the best QB on the roster, better to roll with Kaep over these Qbs in the draft next year, and he's better than the Qbs who will be available in free agency most likely


Cacs :umad:

But Gabbert is so cerebral.... I'm not giving up no damn picks for HC's.
 
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