Official 'The Eternals' Thread

[Copy Ninja]

I knew when one of the early screening one of the comments I read was that this movie was more like a "DCU" movie it was gonna get blasted by critics.

 

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[Peter Popoff]

After reading some spoilers, I saw this coming.

I have a feeling this is the Thor 2 of phase 4.

 

[Json]

I get a feeling this movie isn’t going to work.

I see a lot of talk about how good it looks/is but not showing it.

When Feige out here talking about sunsets I gotta bad feeling

 

[The_Sheff]

Every snippet I've seen of this movie looks boring. I see nothing intriguing about any of this. At least Guardians had a talking racc00n and an alive tree. This is just "humans" I see no reason to care about.

 

[Conz]

Every snippet I've seen of this movie looks boring. I see nothing intriguing about any of this. At least Guardians had a talking racc00n and an alive tree. This is just "humans" I see no reason to care about.

i haven't actually read reviews, but there is no way Robb Stark and Gemma Chan are compelling "leads." They look and sound like wood in all the clips i've seen.

 

[Jx2]

After reading some spoilers, I saw this coming.

I have a feeling this is the Thor 2 of phase 4.

I've yet to see Black Widow or Shang Chi and there's really no urge for me to want to see them right now. I know I probably will at some point, but a lot of this Phase 4 cycle seems mid to me


On another Marvel note however, I cannot wait to see if they do justice to Moon Knight and I think a show is a great way to explore that character's back story and personalities

 

[Peter Popoff]

Every snippet I've seen of this movie looks boring. I see nothing intriguing about any of this. At least Guardians had a talking racc00n and an alive tree. This is just "humans" I see no reason to care about.

GotG was a fun movie. These movies should always be a fun ride.

I feel like this is a throwaway movie with no sequel. It's just an introduction to where super-powered people came from.

 

[Peter Popoff]

I've yet to see Black Widow or Shang Chi and there's really no urge for me to want to see them right now. I know I probably will at some point, but a lot of this Phase 4 cycle seems mid to me


On another Marvel note however, I cannot wait to see if they do justice to Moon Knight and I think a show is a great way to explore that character's back story and personalities

Shang Chi was really good and by far the best movie of the marvel set this year. I gotta put Loki at number 2 then falcon and Wanda.

Black widow never happened.

 

[Ribbs]

Lol @ people in the comments blaming homophobia for the low score.

Yes, that's the exact reason why they didn't like it.

 

[FlyRy]

It was rotten earlier at 59% apparently. Now it's 60%

 

[wire28]

It was rotten earlier at 59% apparently. Now it's 60%

We’re so close

come on baby, daddy needs a new talking point !!

 

[Jello Biafra]

I still don't understand how this 3 out of 5 review is deemed Fresh:

While this 3 out of 5 review is deemed Rotten:

Is there any rhyme or reason to Rotten Tomatoes or is is just nonsense?

 

[Apollo Creed]

A movie like this ONLY works with an Epic villian, and from the previews i only see CGI monsters


You gotta have some kind of philosophical bad guy that has us questioning life and morality like

 

[Conz]

are there that many rotten tomato approved MAGA/incel dipshyt critics? How can a rotten tomato score be "review bombed" b/c of gay shyt? Imdb, sure, they're famous for that kinda garbage b/c anyone can vote, but i thought RT was vetted a little better. Also, MAGA types don't even watch movies anymore, they watch "conservative" news 24/7 b/c "liberal hollywood" went "woke" or some diarrhea spewing bullshyt, who cares, stfu.