Official 'The Eternals' Thread

[Coolin']

Ikaris had his ass handed to him by a Deviant. There's no competition, Thanos would eat.

 

[Trapperman Dave]

I tried to get into this and couldn't get past 30 minutes..

someone give me a reason to watch it.. does it get better?

Nope it’s a narrative driven movie no mutant tease just black knight and blade. Doesn’t add a whole lot to the mcu

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Nope it’s a narrative driven movie no mutant tease just black knight and blade. Doesn’t add a whole lot to the mcu

for now. U don’t know how it ties into the MCU.

 

[Family Lives Matter]

This felt like a BBC programme and not a film.
Should have been a Disney + series rather than a film.


I like the old Indian man though no homo

 

[null]

This felt like a BBC programme and not a film.
Should have been a Disney + series rather than a film.


I like the old Indian man though no homo

 

[StraxStrax]

Finally saw it. Didn't like the characters or the actors. Liked the story.
I've zero interest in seeing any of these characters again.

 

[Apollo Creed]

Finally saw it. Didn't like the characters or the actors. Liked the story.
I've zero interest in seeing any of these characters again.

yeah like I literally dont care what happens next

 

[melraH]

The story was good but the cast and the direction was too artsy fartsy. I fell asleep during the first 30 mins. Tried watching it the next day and lost interest again took me like 4 tries to finish it.

 

[Family Lives Matter]

The story was good but the cast and the direction was too artsy fartsy. I fell asleep during the first 30 mins. Tried watching it the next day and lost interest again took me like 4 tries to finish it.

I swear the same shyt happened to me.
I woke up and there were two men with a child.

 

[melraH]

I swear the same shyt happened to me.
I woke up and there were two men with a child.

Nah breh thanks to this thread I Knew which part to skip. The premise is crazy an artificial life form that likes getting his culo blasted
And of course it had to be the Breh

Why not make the Chink a pillow biter cause the director is Asian and they not trying to piss off that huge market.

Watch C3p0 and R2d2 get it on on the next star wars.

 

[Ironman]

yeah like I literally dont care what happens next

I'm only interested on how The Eternal dude comes through to judge. If it's only for an Eternal sequel though

 

[QuintessentialMan]

finally saw it. i thought it was predictably boring.
relied too much on cosmic exposition.
no story, no character arcs, nothing much really even happened in real time.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

 

[humminbird]

I saw some thing on tiktok that said Anaheim is damaged when he grabs the eternals at the end

 

[Coolin']

finally saw it. i thought it was predictably boring.
relied too much on cosmic exposition.
no story, no character arcs, nothing much really even happened in real time.

I said the same on first watch too. Wait a few weeks then watch it again.

Still hate they made paperboi gay for no reason tho.