Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[BellaVenus]

I burned my tongue this morning drinking coffee and now I have no taste buds.

Hate it when that happens

 

[VadersMater]

I burned my tongue this morning drinking coffee and now I have no taste buds.

On the bright side the tongue is one of the fastest healing parts of the body. You'll be tasting again by tomorrow the latest.

 

[KnowledgeIsQueen]

Teething infant

 

[colicolicoli]

This dude I'm talking to keeps saying he wants to wrestle me. It annoys me so I'm going to tell him not to say that to me because it makes him seem like a creep. Every convo we have he goes "Oh yeah I see we're going to have to wrestle". like WTF I don't want to wrestle. LMAO!!

-@theifypoo about to have these fat dudes on here rocking salmon pants with their jordans and dirty white tees. God bless them.

You don't like playfighting with your man?

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

My period and stress got the best of me, it's 11:30 and I'm baking brownies from scratch to soothe my soul

*submits application to thisiswhyimfat.com*

 

[LimitedEdition]

1. I like making lists for posts. I'm sure this probably annoys someone but it's efficient for me
2. My tummy hurts, but there's nothing more satisfying than taking a poop at work in the directors private bathroom. #NightShift
3. My job search has some promising developments. Both temp agencies called me back. Meetings tomorrow even tho I'ma be dead ass tired from working tonight.
4. My computer is super slow lately. I need to delete some photos and/or porn to free up space.

 

[ThiefyPoo]

Toe caps from eBay
20 cents saved on gas because of giant

 

[Rawtid]

You don't like playfighting with your man?

No.

 

[yeahisaidit]

No.

Why so serious?

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I've been rubbing my head ever since I buzzed everything off...

Head rubs

 

[Rawtid]

Why so serious?

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I've been rubbing my head ever since I buzzed everything off...

Head rubs

Not serious but it's just not something I like. I've seen other couple do it and it escalates really quickly lol.

 

[Amy Traphouse]

Why so serious?

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I've been rubbing my head ever since I buzzed everything off...

Head rubs

Was it thinning from chemo or you just cut it off just to cut it?

Scalp massages are awesome

 

[yeahisaidit]

Not serious but it's just not something I like. I've seen other couple do it and it escalates really quickly lol.

I can understand that.

Was it thinning from chemo or you just cut it off just to cut it?

Scalp massages are awesome

It was falling out due to the chemo. I'm seriously loving this bald thing though, especially the scalp massages

 

[CoolazzFemale]

Swear Ebay is the best for nail art supplies.

 

[Rawtid]

Received a job notification in my email. Pretty much the same thing I'm doing now (based on the description), direct hire for a large firm, 6 figures (so they claim) but it's like a damn hour and some change away. I am not about that commute life and I'm not ready to move. I hope these same kind of opportunities present themselves next year when my lease is up.

 

[AZBeauty]

I'm so sleepy. I've been suffering with insomnia for a few months now. I was taking sleeping pills and they worked for a little while then I had to change up to a different brand. These new ones having me looking turned up, like my eyes are about to pop out my face but my body is still in the bed.

I loaned my friend some money and she called me and told me to come downstairs, I'm thinking she came over to give me my money back and the bytch gives me a LINK card, talking about its $40 worth of stamps on there. I wanted to smack her face, food stamps? bytch I want cash just like I gave you.