They're selling p*ssy, mouth and ass at the Honeybaked Ham store.
All I want to do is get a ham and eat it before Thanksgiving like I do every year
LOL so he wants us to be friends...ok. So this morning I told him next year I'm going to start having sex. He said "Next year WE are going to start having sex?" Then I say "I didn't say with you". Well that didn't go over well at all. Next up, I'm going to start texting him about my period cramp pain and the heaviness of the bleeding. I can show you how to be friends, sir.
I have a million thoughts going through my head right now, real life stress with a relative, I can't find the words to explain this shyt.