just realized today how deathly afraid of birds i really am! one got stuck on the outside porch where theres huge windows and he kept trying to fly through it banging his head and shytting everytime. i felt so bad so i got this huge carboard stick, bribed him with food, moved ALL the furniture off the porch...anything to get him to fukking fly the other way without him flying into me and he didnt get the hint, stupid bird... eventually i just took the stick and shoved him across the floor and he flew so fukking fast to a tree way far away into the field....im just glad i didnt have to pick up his dead body later...