Official Rambo: Last Blood Thread 9/20

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shyt was trash. It's a 90 minute movie that takes close to 70 minutes to get to the real action and than it's over in ten minutes of gore montage. :mjtf:

First half of the movie is so banally slow it's mind boggling. An opening scene that achieves nothing, a basic plot premise (Rambo's surrogate daughter is kidnapped in Mexico) that is made unnecessarily convoluted at every turn with at least four side characters that could be thrown in the trash without losing anything of value. Consider that the direction and acting overall is telenovela bad as well and it is just sad that Stallone allowed this to become the final Rambo film after 4 ended it so strongly.

People only caring about ridiculous gore (and the gore here is next level gore) might get some satisfaction from the final 15 minutes but overall this is one disappointing flick.
Yeah I just wanted to see how they'd try and top the last one, and I was like :francis: at least the violence was satisfying. The cartel was so fukking cliche.
 

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liked it overall. But Rambo 4 was a bit better
:picard: when gabby's dad :pacspit: on her existence...and :francis: at her fake ass friend selling her out


Action was cool, when he got the hammer was gangsta or when he solid snaked into the house and killled/beheaded motherfukkers



:mjlit: @ the home alone trap sequence

finale fight was :ohlawd: all them fukkers getting got was :blessed:

when 5 to 1 dropped, was hoping it'd blend into :scusthov: on some hip-hop shyt :lolbron:

that finale though :krs: on some
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his closing words and end credits w/ the different movie scenes were cool


hard to believe we got another one in 20-fukking1-9
 
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