Well well we've come to the end of the season....
And I'm going to start off with that was the BEST season finale in GOT history and my personal second favorite Finale of all tv shows behind Lost's third season finale. This shyt was absolutely beautiful brehs. The score, cinematography, writing, acting, sequencing of scenes, etc. shyt was PERFECT.
-Cersei is a boss level bytch. Yes I've always hated her and Jamie and their disgusting need to cover up their unholy incestous fukk-a-thon with the blood and bodies of people much better than themselves, but this bytch followed through with ZERO fukks given. Blew ALL her enemies to hell in one swoop. Special Shoutouts to Qyburn, whose been the Kyrie to Cersei's Lebron all season. Setting up that 3-1 comeback victory with the little brats serving as JR, Tristian Thompson, and Delly respectively. I was a bit surprised at how fukking clueless the High Sparrow turned out to be but that goes to show that religious fanatics are TRULY sincere in their own form of faithful insanity. Dude TRULY thought he had all his ducks lined up perfectly right until that fire lit up his ass. Poor Margery
I don't find White women attractive so I'm not on the pawg brigade that some of you are but i enjoyed the character immensely and thought that whatever plans she had cooked up would see her through. Turns out that Cersei had already set the trap just to see Marg react
. Loras was a dikk riding fakkit who loved the attention
but he didn't deserve to go out like that. Matter fact the whole Tyrell family got a raw deal. They rid the Kingdom of Joffrey, feed the poor, had it set up so that some actual good could be done in KL and THIS is the thanks they get? Complete extinction...
-SPEAKING of extinction. Cersei's moment with everyone's favorite Nun was
. That's the exact face I had as she let The Mountain do whatever sick and depraved sexual deviancy he was about to invoke on that poor lady's body. Shame indeed
-Tommen was a wuss, that's a fact. But let's also acknowledge the fact that the boy never truly had a chance. Born of incest with the worst brother in the world for a role model and a mother who'd probably fukk him as much as mentor him, the kid never wanted nor expected to be king. He was gullible and easily manipulated, but he was also like 13-14. Given a couple years without Cersei undermining him and Margery working with him, he probably would've turned out to be the most Just King to rule Westeros in a while. He really sealed his fate when he didn't slaughter every single High Sept follower while Cersei and Margery were imprisoned, but again, the kid was never built for rule.
-I really thought the Showrunners had comitted to Darth Sansa, but I'm actually pleased that they didn't go the route of sibling rivalry over rule of Winterfell for a couple reasons. First bring that Jon gives ZERO fukks about ruling, he'd gladly let Sansa run Winterfell and go off to do his own thing, and I think Sansa actually realizes that. Secondly, the Stark children fighting amongst themselves at THIS point in the endgame would be stupid as all hell. There are only 4 of them (really 3
) left in the world, ain't no time for bullshyt. I'm glad that Sansa and Jon reconciled and even happier that Sansa gave Little Finger the curve straight back to the friend zone. This dude betrayed Ned, lied to Catelyn about it, which indirectly led to Robb and Catelyn's death. And this fool think he gonna UPGRADE to younger, more prettier Cat-junior
fukk outta here
I hope his soul burned with the ferocity of a thousand Ether diss tracks as Jon was proclaimed King Of the North and Sansa stood by him. Lady Mormont, who hasn't even been through puberty, got more heart than these grown ass men. "You didn't Answer The Call" is the Westeros version of
. "I don't care if he's a b*stard", well said, but you addressing Jon TARGARYEN now and all of you better put a healthy dose of respeck on his name.
-Bran's purpose is to serve as the Human Highlight Reel it seems. Kinda cold how Uncle Benjen just LEFT his crippled nephew out in the Winter without even a horse. Meera GOT to be the greatest ride or die chick in all of Westeros. This chick sticks with Bran through EVERYTHING, too bad he ain't never getting that p*ssy though
. Bran finally gave us what we've all been waiting for with the TOJ revelation that EVERYONE knows but still needs to see for themselves. I am of the opinion that Rhaeger and Lyanna were in fact in love and that they were married, which makes Jon the true heir of Westeros. There is more book evidence to support the love and legitimacy claim than in the show. But NOBODY places their BEST knights to guard a woman your simply raping and her b*stard child. I doubt the revelation would actually mean much to Jon at this point, but I know who it MIGHT mean a great deal too...
Daenerys Targaryn, Mother Of Dragons, White Savior To All, and self-admitted sociopath. First scene is breaking the homie DVD Daario's heart and telling him that she didn't want hear about their fling EVER again. Not even as she tells him that there better as friends
I might be in the minority, but I had no issues with Daario or his character. He brought some of the swashbuckling fun and sense of adventure to the show and along with Tyrion helped to lighten the mood. Dude didn't even two fukks about being the side dikk, he just wants to fight and Pawg for the rest of his life
. Her conversation with Tyrion afterward had me in my feels though
. Some of you seem to think that Tyrion has joined the simp brigade but that's not true, his expression upon being named Hand Of The Queen was that of someone, who FINALLY was being VALUED. Remember, Tyrion was rich and pampered, but he was treated like shyt all his life by his family. Resented by his father, hated by his sister. Dude saved King's Landing and got jeers and scorn in return. Was set up for the murder of his nephew and watched his own father preside over his death sentence, THEN was betrayed by a woman he loved and sacrificed to keep safe. For someone to actually BELIEVE in him means the world to him. That's not simping, that's realization of self worth.
-Granny Tyrel serving humble pie like its going out of style
. Wonderful. Her, Dorne, and Varys all loathe the Lannisters for different reasons, but it all comes back to REVENGE, and Granny Goodness is going to make DAMN sure that it's served cold.
-Arya popping up to serve her own special pie to Walder Frey was a nice surprise. I'd love to watch an entire season of Arya just traveling around Westeros and slitting fools throats. With Frey gone the last two villains to be dealt with are Cersei and Little Finger, I think Arya is going to go home to Winterfell now. Leaving Queen Cersei to deal with...
-Jamie. Even though common sense would say that they are even now in the "responsible for our children's deaths on my watch" sweepstakes. Jamie isn't going to see it that way. Dude had the "I'm going to have to kill this crazy bytch" look on his face as he watched the coronation. Cersei is going to be too drunk with power to rule effectively and Jamie already has experience with slaying King's Landing rulers.
- Our short pop in with Sam as he visits the Westeros Library Of Congress was definitely a set up for next season. Maybe he'll discover how to make dragon glass or forge Valryian Steel Swords.
-Poor Davos
dude is another one whose a true ride or die. Jon said let Melisandre go and he did, even though it MUST have burned his soul to watch her ride off with that shyt eating grin she wears when she knows she's about to get away with child murder.
- Dany and crew coming to wreck shop. With the Women Of Wrath (Yara, Grandma Tyrel, and Ellaria) and The Eunuchs Of Everlasting Sorrow (Grey Worm, Theon, Varys) at her side. Plus Dothraki and Dragons
. Cersei's reign on top is gonna be shorter than leprechauns. Tyrion and Jamie will reconcile over each of them having killed a family member. Jon is going to lead the assault on the White Walkers as the Wall comes crumbling down and Bran is going to broadcast it all live in living color
Stop it slime
elaborate please
to that shyt and did the very thing Jaimie lost his honor to prevent from happening. 
