One week away brehs
. That awful feeling knowing that soon the best part of the week is also going to be the signal that you have to go to bed to get ready for work on Monday
In celebration, here is a quick look at the
2016 TOP 5 PRE-SEASON POWER RANKINGS
Don't forget, I'm just the messenger. Don't blame me if you favorite character isn't here, I just deliver the news
05) Jon Snow -- yeah, he's dead. But in death he is more powerful than ever. We have seen in the trailers that the gawd Davos is defending his body with the full power of the gawd Ghost on the prowl. 2 gawds defending the dead corpse of another gawd? Powerful stuff coming
. Jon Stark coming.
. #TeamNightsWatch lost like a motherfukker
04) Sansa Stark -- yeah, she was raped and beaten. But post rape she is more powerful than ever after escaping Winterfell through a courageous leap worthy of finally shedding the last of the Tully poison from her veins
03) Rickon Stark -- yeah, he is missing since season 3 and there are no indications that he is alive. But that right there is an indication that he is alive and more powerful than ever. Lord jesus help Westeros for the terror that young Rickon and the direwolf Shaggydog are about to unleash
02) Arya Stark -- yeah, she's blind. But what is eyesight to a Faceless Man?
Aint nobody got time for eyesight anyway, we too busy racking up bodies after bodies after bodies
01) Bran Stark a.k.a. the main character a.k.a. the GOAT a.k.a. Gawdbody Bran --yeah, he is paralyzed and stuck inside some treeroots. But with a mentor like the Three Eyed Raven and the magic of the Children of the Forest, I think its safe to say that the dragons are gonna get warged and the giants are gonna get warged and the White Walkers are gonna get raped. I'm talking
rape rape not just
kinda rape. The greatest living man in the history of television, all praises due