This was a FANTASTIC episode. I liked last week's episode as a setup but I LOVED this week, even if it was a bit more of a setup episode.
-The muthafukking HOUND back in effect. Knew he wasn't dead and it was only a matter of time. But him attempting the Pacifist life was doomed from the beginning so I spent most of his screen time wondering just how terribly his new friends were going to be raped and murdered. The good thing is now I'm wondering just how badly he's gonna butcher the Brotherhood. Pleiboy throwing SOMEBODY in the bushes next episode
-Hats off to all the homies who were convinced that Margery hadn't completely drank the Jim Jones Kool-Aid. I was hesitant, but Margery is made of harder stuff than her fakkit brother.
At her not giving Tommen no booty. That punk ass little bytch boy don't deserve not a SNIFF of no p*ssy. Jon fukking Snow went DEEP into enemy territory and scaled the Wall like he was goddamn spider-man to smash Ygritte. Jamie Lannister's nasty ass pushed CHILDREN out of buildings and murdered his own kin to shove his dikk up in Cersei again. Jorah Mormont literally caught a fatal disease for the honor of KNEELING before Dany. And the KING OF WESTEROS CANT SAVE HIS QUEEN FROM A DUNGEON?!?!!?!
fukk outta here
-Lady Tyrell is Ether incarnate. She is the demon that Jay-Z saw every night in his dreams and made him take that European vacation. She is the shaky hand that took down Foreman. She is that Draymond Green three pointer that snatched the soul from the Cavaliers tonight. She dont kill soloists she only kills squads. And Cersei gonna learn today
- my fellow #Starkset brehs, we had to take a couple L's tonight
we should've all known it was too good to last when Sansa meets up with Jon and Benjen meets up with Bran and Arya reclaims her name and legacy. shyt was going a little TOO good this season for The Starks. Think about it. The only L that's been taken so far is Jeffrey Dahmer Bolton holding Rickon hostage and butchering Shaggy Dog. It's cool though. I was a HUGE fan of Rob, but his failures, like those of his father, cast a dark shadow over the Stark name. All Robb had to do was marry that Frey girl and keep the medic chick as a mistress, but this nikka " followed his heart" like this was some Disney movie and now the great Houses of the North have lost faith. Sansa half-hearted attempts at bossing up aren't fooling anyone, ESPECIALLY when she's getting schooled by an 8 year old
We all owe Lord Davos the Child-Whisperer a debt of gratitude because without those 62 men it was looking bleak like Memphis out in these Northern streets.
-Arya out here getting caught slipping got me thinking she set that up
. I can't reconcile the Arya who was WARNED EXPLICITLY by Jaquen that there would be no mercy, just out and about gazing into the sunset like she's Princess fukking Jasmine of Agrabah
. Nah, she's smarter than that, she set that up to deduce which one of them was coming for her and which strategy was going to be used. She's playing a role.
-Theon out here with no cock to smash these hoes while his SISTER gets her freak on. I couldn't imagine a worse kind of hell.
-Jamie and Bronn back together like Nas and AZ
. Bronn still mad he ain't get the Lannister stimulus package he was promised. "You promised me a castle and some top line p*ssy and all I got is poisoned by them sexy Dornish hoes. and if you kick that tired line about repaying your debts again ima take your other hand and send it back to your sister"
. Blackfish gives ZERO fukkS
was willing to let his nephew just die in front of him. Told Jamie he wasn't nothing but a sucka MC and the Lannister jelly wasnt shyt
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Next week's predictions
-Arya and The Waif have their duel in the streets of Braavos. Arya kills the Waif and Jaquen accepts her body as "payment" and let's her leave. Arya eventually will meet up with the Hound.
-Cersei demands trial by combat. The "I choose violence" quote is her basically saying she wants trial by combat. Some people think they'll make Loras fight but I don't think that makes much sense as he's currently a crying sack of sissy laying filthy in the dungeons. Besides The Sparrow wouldn't want to risk the ire of his new "pupil" Margery by putting her brother in such direct danger.
- The siege of Riverrun will end with Black-Fish giving up the castle in exchange for leaving to join Sansa. Breane said something to effect of "If I can't convince Blackfish to surrender I'll be honor bound to fight you." This won't happen.
- We'll go back to Mereen and get more Dany goodness. This time offset by Tyrion and Varys. Very interested in seeing how this develops.
-Bran, Benjen, and Meera gotta hit up another tree or something. We've got two more episodes before the Tower Of Joy reveal so SOMETHING is going to have to occupy Bran's time. A Night's King reveal? A Children Of The Forest history lesson? We'll see...
Oh and Podrick BETTER NOT die. That's the little homie