Official Game of Thrones Season 5 Thread (No books/leaks spoilers; spoiler tags not allowed)
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dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
if only this motherfukker would buy some consonants and save sansa
if only this motherfukker would buy some consonants and save sansa
That bytch couldnt care less about him in good times. Why should he care in bad times?
Plus he got bigger fish to frie. If he dont convince the wilding to fight with him the dead walkers will fukk up whole westeros
dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
i dunno i was just making a stupid jokeThat bytch couldnt care less about him in good times. Why should he care in bad times?
Plus he got bigger fish to frie. If he dont convince the wilding to fight with him the dead walkers will fukk up whole westeros
dorne is dry and poor as fukk tho. it's like the indian reservations of westeros. a ton of proud history and a lot of immobilityWho wouldn't want to live in Dorne.
It's beautiful weather (though I guess winter is coming for everyone eventually), it's beautiful olive skin women
They are a very liberal society so yeah you might walk in on some suspect shyt from time to time but the government isn't going to be overly controlling, you can fukk around with prostitutes and not have to worry about some religious fanatical set rolling up while you gettin' it.. and they have a well-trained team of assassins and experts in poisonous tactics which could prove very valuable in war time. They can sneak up on nikkas, murk a figurehead and be out like a thief in the night
targaryens only converted to the 7 as a political move, they never really gave a fukk about septons or gods or anything like that, but people really hate incest in westeros. it's the adultery and matricide that would do cersei in.The actual cousin fukking part might not even be illegal there, marriages between cousins are actually legal in most of the real worldand since the Targs were on that brother + sister flex they may have relaxed laws on incest. I would guess the sparrow would insist that the old gods rules supercede targ rules
Either way, I'm sure that adultery is still a heavy sin there though and so Cersei is still fukked
real talk, that's one thousand and all, but at the end of the dayAnother episode, another #SnakeGang win
Trystane got myrcella jumping ship, rejecting her family and hometown right in jaime's face. Yo bytch chose us, breh. Lowkey, myrcella is that privileged, sheltered white girl who starts fukking minorities in college to rebel against her parents
Bronn was ready to jump ship too at the first glimpse of that sand-box
#DesertStorm still taking applications, brehs
Good wine
Good weather
Freak bytches(even though they might try to kill you first
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Adam3000
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The way Cersei did Loras in the books
Have they even shown him fighting anyone?
Beanz, you are misremembering Loras a bit I think. He is top dog with a lance, but with a sword he aint even the top dog amongst his own siblings, let alone a top dog in Westeros
Brienne beat him because her strength is melee and thats what they fought in. One on one fair fight it may be close with them, but TV Brienne would take him no doubt.
You're right that Loras is good enough to beat anyone that the Faith Militant could throw up against him though. What they gonna do, give Lancel a sword
LanSwole Lannister might be able to bench press him to death though
Drake is God
Sweeterman
If I don't see Loras fine ass next episode imma be pissed.
Beanz, you are misremembering Loras a bit I think. He is top dog with a lance, but with a sword he aint even the top dog amongst his own siblings, let alone a top dog in Westeros
Brienne beat him because her strength is melee and thats what they fought in. One on one fair fight it may be close with them, but TV Brienne would take him no doubt.
You're right that Loras is good enough to beat anyone that the Faith Militant could throw up against him though. What they gonna do, give Lancel a sword
LanSwole Lannister might be able to bench press him to death though
Maybe but I seem to remember he was always mentioned as one of the best Knights in westeros. I do remember reading he was better with the Lance but he was no slouch with the sword.
Adam3000
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Top 20 no doubt. Better than Syrio probably
LanSwole Lannister might be able to bench press him to death though
Ain't dude supposed to be emaciated? Iirc, that's how he looked when he returned in the books but dude's born again game is different for the show and he's jacked now. I almost didn't recognize him
yeah, he was super sick due to getting a infection from that arrow he took in the Battle of the Blackwater.Ain't dude supposed to be emaciated? Iirc, that's how he looked when he returned in the books but dude's born again game is different for the show and he's jacked now. I almost didn't recognize him
#TheonSet even being a thing
Theon isn't a side character though. He's a POV character in the books.
If any side character deserves a set it's Podrick the Whore Slayer
stroke so mean (pause) professional fukkers are willing to take money out of Littlefinger's pockets, of all people
Salute the Gawd
#PodSet #TriPodDaGawd
Red Shield
Global Domination
Looking at the one trailer from a few pages ago. I think Stannis is gonna give up his daughter.
dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
I hope Theon gets picked up by Stannis and Mel sacrifices him for his quasi royal blood
That would be a technical W for Theonset
That would be a technical W for Theonset