Official Game of Thrones Season 5 Thread (No books/leaks spoilers; spoiler tags not allowed)

[KingMalik]

It's a crime how dumb Cersei is

Legitimize a crazy religious fanatic when you know you been fukking your own brother for 20 years, sheesh this girl is stupid

 

[#StarkSet]

Lancel Lannister

The boy cersei fukked

He said the same kind he gave cersi, so it fukked me up for a second

 

[TKOK]

What did baelish mean by he has a young man for olenna?

Talking about Joffrey?

Robin Arryn maybe?

 

[Propaganda]

i keep forgetting that weirdo is lancel. yeah, they don't even have to get into the whole cersei and jamie saga if he's dropping dimes about his past like that.

'friend zone' jorah might be p4p the best fighter in the game.

we've learned there's at least 2 good things about the sand snakes...well, 3 actually. cuz she saved bronn. i was seriously pissed off when he was dying. all i was thinking was, "NOT LIKE THIS BRONN! NOT LIKE THIS!"


yo...just out of curiosity, for any of you readers out there, has "winter" come in books yet? i'm not even sure where we are in the books right and i know martin's still has to write more but i'm just wondering if shyt has got to that point in the story. all i need is a yes or no answer. i remember a scene in like season 3 when it looked an army of them were marching and pretty close to hitting the wall...but i guess they took a detour or something cuz nothing happened with that. i've always found that weird.

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Jon Snow making power moves.Meeting up with the lord of bones next week like..

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

What fekket said that? If i live to see 60, im buyin 18yr old escorts daily

17 if I'm in the rifht state

Them Dorne bishes must be the equivalent of persian bishes . They all bad w/ that olive skin

you lost me at 17... but

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/im-over-30-and-still-choppin-up-18-19-20-year-olds.320360/

 

[jackswstd]

 

[#StarkSet]

I feel that Stannis W then L coming


he is gonna defeat the boltons then the wildlings led by lord commander will defeat him

 

[jericho]

At the people saying this show fell off because of one ill-received scene

Sam the Punani-Slayer

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

What did baelish mean by he has a young man for olenna?

Talking about Joffrey?

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Give religious fanatics autonomy brehs.

 

[Shaman]

Another episode, another #SnakeGang win

Trystane got myrcella jumping ship, rejecting her family and hometown right in jaime's face. Yo bytch chose us, breh . Lowkey, myrcella is that privileged, sheltered white girl who starts fukking minorities in college to rebel against her parents


Bronn was ready to jump ship too at the first glimpse of that sand-box . Not that I blame him. I BEEN tried to tell y'all about my bae tyene (pbuh), but nah, y'all just wanted to complain about dorne and the sand snakes. I don't hear any complaints tonight

#DesertStorm still taking applications, brehs

Good wine
Good weather

Freak bytches (even though they might try to kill you first )

 

[NinoBrown]

Giving power to religious fanatics never hurt anyone.....right? Don't raise your hand if you were a medieval superpower and you country's name begins with ''S"!!!

 

[TKOK]

But how did Ramsay know who to flay in relation to the whole candle thing? I don't think Theon knew anything about it beyond " get the candle to the castle"

 

[Uno]

NSFW

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