Official Game of Thrones Season 5 Thread (No books/leaks spoilers; spoiler tags not allowed)

[jackswstd]

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Tyrene gifs

 

[Jen The Prude]

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[The Devil's Advocate]

That Sand Snake ho is 19 in real life

Young'n got the internet 'puting

now where's all those 30 year olds who was saying how disgusting it was to fukk someone who's 19

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

You a fakkit for begging me over asking a question

I had 1 quick question
I missed the beginning of the episode

Quote me so I can out you on ignore

@YaThreadFloppedB!

You're the last one to call someone a faggot, Faggot. We know your thread making history.

My bad for negging you, but niggas ain't got time to back brief you on shit like that lil nigga.

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Who would win Jorah vs Bronn?

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

YES!!!!!!!!!!! fukk CERSEI1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that dornish hoe fine as fukk!@ god fukkin damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[the cool]

when these jesus freaks find out about Cersei...

cant wait to see her face when they drag her off

Can you break down what she did?

 

[DONCIC]

Spoiler

Tyrene gifs

SWEET JESUS THEM TITTIES

She saved my boy Bronn and saved this awful Sand Snake storyline all in the span of a few minutes

The show has peaked

 

[Pifferry]

This episode was great but it looks like show Theon is never going to get the same love as book Theon
This hurts me

 

[Tony D'Amato]

now where's all those 30 year olds who was saying how disgusting it was to fukk someone who's 19

What fekket said that? If i live to see 60, im buyin 18yr old escorts daily

17 if I'm in the rifht state

Them Dorne bishes must be the equivalent of persian bishes . They all bad w/ that olive skin

 

[NinoBrown]

with Sansa getting the Ariel Castro treatment and Grandma getting chopped up like some scrapple, but she died before talking...respect her G. Sansa is stuck in a Lifetime movie now...


Even though Sam took a physical L, he got heart and he got the drawers...or burlap sack? You know what I mean maidens and brethren...

Bron got that antit-dote, a free peep show, and the Sand Snakes was feeling the gawd....I'd say he winning if he is still living....

Dani, you are a Queen and you letting the UPS man make deliveries and nightly deposits in any and all your spots? How is that gonna play with the people that you are trying to win over? You don't see Olivia Pope taking political advice from the Dunkin' Donuts guy do you?


I called it a few weeks ago that Cersei's plans would backfire in a fantastic manner...like a Medieval Wile E Coyote....she tried to setup some intricate plans, works ok for a second and then a piano falls on her head. In this case the Branch Davidians had her number...


Tyrion's mouthpiece is definitely for hustlers.....


Jon Snow pulling Jedi peace missions...his G should never be questioned...

Because of Cersei's ego, now all of King's Landing will be in turmoil as Lancel is going to bring up an entire graveyard of skeletons, ghouls, demons, White Walkers, worth of crap that will destabilize the realm...

Littlefinger must have that sixth sense...Using the adage, "The enemy, of my enemy is my friend"...All of the Houses will be too crippled and weakened to put up reasonable resistance from the lands and armies LF's putting together...

Lannisters are broke and about to be put on that King's Landing Screen
Stannis' army is freezing and fleeing and waiting for that special sacrifice to make things right
Tyrells about to get the Holy Inquisition treatement
Boltons will be getting wrecked by Stannis or perhaps Stark supporters and Bannermen
Dorne will sit it out since their prince has gout
Dani is getting dug out by the pool boy and can't control a shanty town even with a group of dragons

LittleFinger is the camper...for those that remember GoldenEye for N64, he waits and lurks after you finish dusting off two of your rivals in a vicious fire fight, while low on ammo and looking for a regen, out comes the camper with overpowered weaponry to make short work of you. Yes it is cheap and unfair, but that is how the game is played...props to LF

 

[#StarkSet]

What did baelish mean by he has a young man for olenna?

Talking about Joffrey?

 

[Arishok]

What did baelish mean by he has a young man for olenna?

Talking about Joffrey?

Lancel Lannister

 

[Silkk]

What did baelish mean by he has a young man for olenna?

Talking about Joffrey?

The boy cersei fukked

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

So owing the Bank of Braavos a ton of money,Tywin being killed,making enemies of several powerful Houses aren't Major L's?

don't forget kid getting killed and the best knight in the world getting his hand cut off... and the smartest person who was ever on your counsel, is now on team targ

but no... no losses

As I sat watching this episode all I kept thinking was that we could have gotten all these characters to this point in half the fukking time and the dudes running this show have this odd fetish with showcasing shytty villains this season. Cersei and Ramsey have always sucked yet they are getting shown constantly this season. The whole Septon storyline is lame as fukk and borderline nonsensical yet we have been bombarded with this bullshyt damn near every episode.
I'd rather watch Roose Bolton, Melisandre or Littlefinger than any of the villains who have been the focus of this season. The lames this season are really making me miss OG Triple OG Tywin.

you do realize the writers and runners have a few books they have to follow right?


you're cramming hundreds of pages into 50 mins at a time... its not like they can just wing this shyt to make every episode exciting... from what i hear, if the really followed the books, this would be the season finale with how slow they are