Official Game of Thrones Season 5 Thread (No books/leaks spoilers; spoiler tags not allowed)

[beanz]

targset not looking too good right now

talking about rightful rulers of westeros but ya in essos dealing with insurgents killing ya eunuchs while they paying hookers for lullabys

khaleesi busy being a neglectful mom n shyt. getting smashed by some sellsword while 1 of her kids is out past curfew and the other 2 chained up to a radiator somebody call ACS on this bytch.

even daario like "bytch dont you have kids?"

my boy jon snow disrespecting stannis "weakpipegame" baratheon to his face and got his sidechick ready to switch to team snow.

good episode

 

[Moose_Greyjoy]

This was the worse ep I've ever seen lol.....its prob cause I just marathon Daredevil though......hopefully the whole season won't be this boring

 

[Sad Bunny]

This was the worse ep I've ever seen lol.....its prob cause I just marathon Daredevil though......hopefully the whole season won't be this boring

There were a lot of boring episodes sprinkled in throughout the seasons lol

 

[Moose_Greyjoy]

There were a lot of boring episodes sprinkled in throughout the seasons lol

I don't ever remember being bored with a Thrones episode though

 

[Big Blue]

I don't ever remember being bored with a Thrones episode though

Really? There have been quite a few leading up to the big moments.

 

[mson]

Not every episode is going to be acton packed.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Jon giving him the arrow was the right play

 

[Box Cutta]

Copping the first four....

 

[RJY33]

what did that witch say to cersei at the end of the prophecy? something about gold cloaks? missed it

 

[hashmander]

Copping the first four....

luckily i have other things to keep me busy or i might be tempted to watch those leaks. i'm all about that 1080p life though.

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

The female version of

Right before this when I was watching it with my friends I yelled out "this bytch is always trying to get some dikk" then she makes this face in the scene we all started laughing.

 

[beanz]

what did that witch say to cersei at the end of the prophecy? something about gold cloaks? missed it

"gold shall be their crowns and gold shall be their shrouds"

shroud - piece of cloth they use to cover people in their funerals or for burials. so she prophesied the death of cersei's 3 kids.

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

The red headed fire bytch is the game of thrones equivalent of Lisa ann, a milf with a magical p*ssy

 

[RiffRaff]

Stannis got problems in bed, when did this happen I must have forgot

All my nikka needs is some cialis and he will be straight though

Anyways, where do I begin... aww yes the Lannisters

Damn homie, in season 3 you were the man homie, fukk happened to you
Have y'all nikkas ever seen a family fall as fast as these nikkas did. How is your leader going to be an inbred socially awkward fakkit. The only nikka with any juice on your squad is about to switch sides to Targset, your main muscle only got one arm, and your queen out here stressing over another pale faced bytch . Y'all nikkas so wack now you got nikkas in your own family picking up new religions to avoid association with the Lannister name. Not to mention y'all broke

Speaking of sets, can we discuss Targset for a minute here. These nikkas here are also in free fall after practically running ish.
Mother of Dragons huh?
Queen of the Unsullied huh?
HBIC huh?

How's your main asset, really the only reason anyone respects you, going to turn heel and you can even control them anymore. You got nikkas looking at Daenerys sideways without her dragon's roaming around, questioning her leadership, but that's minor, the L's don't stop there

Let's discuss how you're class A warriors, the ones you're putting on the front lines out here paying prostitutes to cuddle

Unsullied wack as shyt sounding like those clowns in TLR , not even paying for the cat, just paying to cuddle. What part of the game is that, these are the nikkas some of y'all look up to B? Simping don't stop even the olden days I see. But wait there's more

How are you going to be the Queen, but letting off brand Daario nut in you raw. . You're supposed to have some pedigree to your name, but letting some sell sword fatherless nikka hit those cheeks, you probably sucking his dyck too. If Daario can hit, I might as well put my bid in if it's that's easy. Daenerys out here sounding like a 2015 IG Thot. Talking about I'm a Queen but working the midnight shift at Burger King all while letting unemployed Pookie hit her raw at her crib when her momma isn't home. FOH, just L's all around.

Starkset didn't take any noticeable L's this past episode for once (that's a shocker ). But it really isn't saying much, I mean y'all nikkas can't even go to the club in your hometown on a Friday night without worried about getting stabbed in the back, fukk kinda existence is that. Y'all main player right now is the b*stard and he's showing some Ned like characteristics lately. And we know how that works in this world. Better hope Bran comes through and crushes buildings otherwise it's going to be another season filled with L's for the Stark's

#Stannisset We may have not got the Wildings on our side, but that shyt don't even matter. We still taking over the North (since the Starks apparently couldn't ) and then taking over the rest of Westeros. Stannis must have "Never Gon' Lose" by Future on his Ipod, this nikka literally doesn't take L's. Bow down to your rightful king . Stannis out here putting the rest of the claims to the Iron Throne to shame. Bend knee and the Lord of Light will show the rest of you peons mercy. I couldn't even dream of rooting for a better team. Looking like the 98 Lakers

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

I see some posters trying hard to emulate @obarth ..