This for my brothers up north getting gone off that mead, black, second thrones back got an inbred to backsmack....and you gon love it
Who the fukk was in charge of the entertainment for the royal wedding, brehs?
I've heard of slow jams but that band was straight up depressing. How is my dude Oberyn supposed to get the pause-worthy orgies popping when the reception ain't turnt up? Not even a damn Soul Train dance line
I'm surprised Joffrey made it rain on those Coldplay ripoffs. Obeezy's spoken word sonning of Tywin and Cersei should've been the main event
Had the lady formely known as Queen Regent all in her feelings. Midgets putting on a play of the War of the Five Kings?
Only acting midgets we fukk with outchea is Danny DeVito and Tom Cruise; get that fukkery outta here
A dry ass cake full of pigeons?
I know the Hound has all of Westeros in a chicken shortage but you filling what should be a succulent, smooth wedding cake with winged street rats? Tywin better make sure it's Friendly's ice cream cakes from here on out. That way Joffrey wouldn't have gotten parched during his comedy routine. My dude Joff was on some D.L Hughley from the Kings of Comedy steez straight roasting nikkas
Had my dude Varys dead ass pretending to be asleep to not get a dose of that potent ether
Tyrion did that so hopefully you wouldn't have to go through that. Joff was in rare form, doe
Tyrion thought his arms were long enough to box with god until Joff gave him a taste of that Dornish red
Employed that vertically challenged nikka as his cup bearer then dropped the cup on purpose
Pulled Tyrion's ho card when he refused to participate in the midget Royal Rumble
But yo, after Joffrey took a sip of his wine, why was he looking like the Spurs in Game 6?
Why was my dude King Joffrey Joe looking like the 04 Yankees?
For real, why is this product of unholy incest out chea looking like dude from Indiana University straight fukking up on Wheel of Fortune?
Ol on the spot dice spin in the face nikka
Once a
Lannister always a
Lannister. Tell me how my ass tastes, Cersei
SMH @ Jamie with that struggle run. Dude is more worthless than McBain's goggles
The topping on the pigeon cake is these dumbasses blame one of their own for the killing
Lesbionest, Joffrey's comedy act wasn't really hitting with most of the major players there. They looked like my dude Huell watching that shyt
Any of them could've done it. Regardless, I know y'all peeped the spidey senses of my dude Dontos da Vodka Valedictorian. Joffrey wasn't cold before he had her in the speedboat, chucking the deuces, coasting into the sunset. #StannisSet...you thought this was gonna be an all
Lannister sonning? All this talk of honor and rights and Stannis is burning his own people at the stake. Nobody likes their inlaws but this is how you treat your squad?
You got Shireen locked up like a dungeon dragon? Desolation of Shireen outchea? Too bad she ain't sitting on some gold
I get it, she's got a...sensitive situation going on in her facial regions but you coop her up below sea level? At least let Benjamin Grimm from the Fantastic Four come over for tea parties so they can compare their moisturizing regiments
This nikka Bran is looking old as fukk, but where the hell is his stache? This nikka getting high off trees already?
I've gotten high off some good shyt before but this dude is having some psychedelic visions. I'm sorry but if some scary disembodied voice said "Look for me under the tree" I'd have to politely decline, like "nikka, I'm good
" This dude Bran set his Garmin directions straight there
I finally figured out where Pod got his fresh lineups from: this Fonzworth Bentley in the face dude Theon aka Reek bka the Taper Don. I haven't seen skills with a blade like that since Wesley Snipes
I hope Reek links up with my dude Grey Worm and gives him the fresh Boosie fade
Should have invited the #1 party crew in Westeros
) and Tyrion is gonna deport Espresso Pod outta King's Landing? They really shutting the doors to the House of Payne?
I hope dude doesn't end up doing the eulogy. Speaking of Tywin, glad to see him bow down to da gawdess. Dude is so pressed about the Mother of Dragons he's coming to Oberyn for help
If that's not a big enough L, how is Jamie gonna just take the p*ssy with his son decomposing not even a foot away? nikka, get some scented candles or light some incense at least to set the mood
These wildings are wild as fukk, brehs. They saw a town they liking saw some nikkas growing potatoes in a town they liked it. Ygritte let that arrow bang out and rang out the side of dude's right ear. I know she plays an archer build on Skyrim
Those Thenns funna feast
The way they eat mothers and fathers I'd miss PTA meetings if their kid was in my kid's school district
Those light skin cats probably bet crazy shekels on their champion, ol J. Cole in the face nikkas. Vegas odds were in their favor heavy. Jouster on horseback verses allegedly swagless dude on foot. This might could've thrown a wrench in the our plans
Except Daario got inspired by those Stormborn guts and sent that horse to the glue factory
