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OFFICIAL Game of Holmes Season 8 Thread - A Dream of Flat Tops 4/14/19
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The Kings guard. The unsullied has easily been the most disciplined and most skilled group on the show. They would 100% fukk the maintain up, would be getting stabbed from all over. Again the mountain finally went up against the even opponent in the hound and ended in a draw only cause he was already dead
The hound can’t even beat brienne of tarth
Boy got his rep off the sept choir boy goons.
Greyworm giving that bum that work 1 v 1
We seen the gawd the viper give that bum that work head up when he was alive, he slow as fukk which was his weakness before
Can't tell if you're trolling with this.
Saying the Hound can't even beat Brienne as if Brienne is some scrub. Furthermore that Hound WAS flabby and sick in that fight with Brienne....literally; he had a wound that had festered that he wouldn't let Arya treat due to his fear of fire.
The Unsullied might have stabbed the Mountain up, but that wouldn't have killed him and he woulda crushed their skulls with their spears still sticking through his undead body.
The Mountain woulda waxed "some soldiers" had they tried this BS.
D&D's shytty writing has subjected us to every idiot with a Twitter handle feeling emboldened to suggest something "better"
1. Why would Dany be afraid to attempt an assassination because of one personal guard? Why would any of her advisors be like "can't do that, the mountain might get em
"2. That twitter poster was right, Dany has sent in solders secretly into a city before. Both in Yunkai and at
Casterly Rock. It makes no sense why she wouldn't try what has worked before. At the very least to open the gates, if not to sneak into the Red Keep for an attempt to remove Cersei before a full on assault.
3. Dany's advisors happen to know THE MOST of anyone living about the secret passage ways in KL. Tyrion and Varys know all about the city, inside and out. Davos too apparently. Tyrion would have to either feign ignorance (making himself look more useless and or like a traitor) or tell Dany how they could sneak into the city, which would have made for good drama. And by all accounts, Varys would be all about taking out a single malevolent monarch to install another one. Why wasn't this even mentioned as a possibility?
4. We've had Ramsay and his 20 good men infiltrate Stannis' camp, we've had Bronn sneak into Winterfell with a crossbow, we've had Daario sneak into Dany's camp with multiple weapons, we've had Tyrion smuggle himself into KL, we've had Theon and co sneak onto Eurons ships to rescue Yara, and a ton more instances where characters accomplish something by sneaking. This wasn't suggested once? The only options was this contrived "Kill everybody or kill nobody" scenario?
5. ARYA IS A FACELESS MAN. They have a faceless man, who happens to be on her way to assassinate Cersei anyway. It's like everyone has forgotten that she just ended the apocalypse by defeating death itself.
Whether or not these assassins would have succeeded in their hit job is irrelevant. My point is why wasn't it at the very least considered? It seemed like the most straightforward compromise between the two extremes they kept putting on the table (sack the city vs diplomacy)
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Y'all haven't been paying attention. They been rushing more and more shyt since season 4.
But here y'all are before the season finale "OMG why they didn't have 13 more episodes to flesh that out!"
Me: Y'all can turn the show off and wait for the books if you want a tight story
Y'all: I shouldn't have to wait or read some shyt for a good story gahdamnit
Me:
You on the writing staff for this show or something? You been
nonstop man."They been rushing since season 4" is a bold faced lie compared to what they pulled in season 8. Cut the bullshyt out man. Cats really in here lying their asses off like any season prior to this one (outside of parts of 7) was this rushed. Or as poorly received as season 8, critically, among fans and critics.
And "if you don't want to see them run the show into the ground, wait for the books" is not valid advice. shyt makes no sense whatsoever. They couldn've....gee, I dunno....not ran the show into the ground?
Fred.
Even opponent?
The hound can’t even beat brienne of tarth
Boy got his rep off the sept choir boy goons.
Greyworm giving that bum that work 1 v 1
We seen the gawd the viper give that bum that work head up when he was alive, he slow as fukk which was his weakness before
The hound ain't even damage him. It ended in a tie because that's the only choice the hound had. Did you not see the episode? Stabbing him ain't gonna do shyt.Grey worm giving him the work 1v1?
The fukk has grey worm even killed? Some jobbers? Some nikkas who was screaming for the bells to be rung? Nobody killing undead mountain 1v1.
Iv seen plenty people moan that she should’ve stopped when the bells rang. But yeah my complaint is the execution of it all, fukking poor
I think y’all just mad the character y’all loved went crazy and trying to twist that into bad writing. She said point blank last season IM GON BURN KINGS LANDING
This was before her life crumbled and everyone she loved died. She was planning on doing that shyt back when she had her wits. Then she went crazy and just killed everybody. That’s y’all refusing to listen to the story. Not bad writing. And all the characters been telling you since last season that Dany crazy and that Dany does shyt that Jon wouldn’t do and y’all just screaming lalalala like it’s not pertinent.She’s crazy and the signs were there that she been crazy. Her family crazy. Her dad crazy. Her brother crazy. What story are y’all watching?
And I didn’t see Jorah eating no hearts raw
Duke_Droese
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this dude said Greyworm would work the mountain 1v1
Dragon glass spears
The mountain probably got up from that fall and raped the hound's corpse
Ineedmoney504
SOHH ICEY...WE EATIN
Even opponent?
Grey worm giving him the work 1v1?
nikka grey worm getting that qyburn treatment.
The fukk has grey worm even killed? Some jobbers? Some nikkas who was screaming for the bells to be rung? Nobody killing undead mountain 1v1.
Greyworm put it mad work in essosThe essos goons are heavily feared in Westeros and looked as savages. Again we saw mountain lose a fight and since then he only fought church boy fukk boys
Grey growing to become the leader of the unsullied>>>>
The hound been wild flabby, boy not in shape and hasn’t been training or really doing much.
Greyworm will put in work in any situation, he would destroy him like the viper did.
One group of 10 unsullied is killing the mountain with ease. They might lose 1 or 2.
But they throwing spears game gonna give him work plus they speed and discipline would merk him
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1. Why would Dany be afraid to attempt an assassination because of one personal guard? Why would any of her advisors be like "can't do that, the mountain might get em
2. That twitter poster was right, Dany has sent in solders secretly into a city before. Both in Yunkai and at
Casterly Rock. It makes no sense why she wouldn't try what has worked before. At the very least to open the gates, if not to sneak into the Red Keep for an attempt to remove Cersei before a full on assault.
3. Dany's advisors happen to know THE MOST of anyone living about the secret passage ways in KL. Tyrion and Varys know all about the city, inside and out. Tyrion would have to either feign ignorance (making himself look more useless and or like a traitor) or tell Dany how they could sneak into the city, which would have made for good drama. And by all accounts, Varys would be all about taking out a single malevolent monarch to install another one. Why wasn't this even mentioned as a possibility?
4. We've had Ramsay and his 20 good men infiltrate Stannis' camp, we've had Bronn sneak into Winterfell with a crossbow, we've had Daario sneak into Dany's camp with multiple weapons, we've had Tyrion smuggle himself into KL, we've had Theon and co sneak onto Eurons ships to rescue Yara, and a ton more instances where characters accomplish something by sneaking. This wasn't suggested once? The only options was this contrived "Kill everybody or kill nobody" scenario?
5. ARYA IS A FACELESS MAN. They have a faceless man, who happens to be on her way to assassinate Cersei anyway. It's like everyone had forgotten that she just ended the apocalypse by defeating death itself.
1. Never said anything about Dany being against it. Said it wouldn't work. Didn't need to have that played out on screen.
2. Yea she's done it before, don't see why it requires doing it again. Especially since, again, unlike Yunkai and Casterly Rock (which backfired), they'd have to face the fukking Mountain in the Red Keep.
Ditto 3-4. Just cuz it worked in other situations doesn't make it a good fit here. The Mountain is not someone you gonna take out with a few good men.
5. You think Arya's a tool Dany could use at her will? What show are you watching??? There's no evidence that Dany even knows Arya is a faceless man. Arya certainly ain't taking commands from Dany or her advisors.
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
He not about to beat a dude that look like thisEven opponent?
Grey worm giving him the work 1v1?
nikka grey worm getting that qyburn treatment.
The fukk has grey worm even killed? Some jobbers? Some nikkas who was screaming for the bells to be rung? Nobody killing undead mountain 1v1.
Aspects of the show started getting rushed. I.e. season 5 and dorne. This continued to escalate until you see it as is. Y'all in here literally complaining about a lack of content in a shortened season.You on the writing staff for this show or something? You been
"They been rushing since season 4" is a bold faced lie compared to what they pulled in season 8. Cut the bullshyt out man. Cats really in here lying their asses off like any season prior to this one (outside of parts of 7) was this rushed. Or as poorly received as season 8, critically, among fans and critics.
And "if you don't want to see them run the show into the ground, wait for the books" is not valid advice. shyt makes no sense whatsoever. They couldn've....gee, I dunno....not ran the show into the ground?
Fred.
And it's valid advice because the show is suffering from time constraints. GRRM doesn't give a shyt about making folks wait for books.
And while y'all may not like the pacing. Most of the major events in season 7 make sense in context of the story.
Ineedmoney504
SOHH ICEY...WE EATIN
Greyworm would fukk brienna and ayra up.Can't tell if you're trolling with this.
Saying the Hound can't even beat Brienne as if Brienne is some scrub. Furthermore that Hound WAS flabby and sick in that fight with Brienne....literally; he had a wound that had festered that he wouldn't let Arya treat due to his fear of fire.
The Unsullied might have stabbed the Mountain up, but that wouldn't have killed him and he woulda crushed their skulls with their spears still sticking through his undead body.
The hound been flabby and still flabby and battled with the mountain
The hound one man had him pausing for 30 seconds to get a knife out his head. By that point he probably would have a head or arms or legs
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