Sorry but he's a really handsome guy.
Anyway, I never said that they'll win the thing- they won't as they're rubbish. However, from what I've seen in this tournament and from what I know about both teams' histories, Portugal would have beaten England if they'd ended up being paired together. Besides a flukey win against a Wales side playing for a draw, what exactly have England done in this tournament? At least Portugal have a couple of players capable of turning it up a gear or two. What does England have? Dele Alli...