i don’t think the fez/rue stuff is crazy at all. not in the moment where fez had to give an answer (and what could have happened to rue based on that answer… because laurie was plotting from moment one). and also, you can’t choose your family. if anyone knows that, it’s fez. that same episode, they spent the intro teaching us why fez would ride for someone like rue. shyt, he turned around and did the same thing with shorty staying at his place now. fez is wired different.
and I don’t think you’re giving laurie enough credit when it comes to why she fronted that shyt to rue. imo it was never about getting paid back. it was about that locked door, and putting rue on the strip. clearly, laurie has some weird ethics (perhaps because she was also an addict) that prevent her from just snatching rue. so she’s allowing her to dig her own grave.