Official Cobra Kai: The Karate Kid Saga Continues Thread

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Bruh - Silver's putting up dojos on every corner in Reseda and running them like the trap:pachaha:

WHERE THE FUKK DO THEY FIND KIDS TO FILL ALL OF THESE PLACES? :mindblown:

Multiple sensei's getting flown in on the PJ for this too. Silver is GONE GONE :laff:

In this world - it's Karate or 'fukk you' as far as personal interests go. :russ: Even Daniel fukked with cars when he was young, but all these teens out here kicking on some "DIE FOR THE DOJO! :damn:" These new kids are different. :francis:

Kreese might be starting a new jailhouse karate gang as I type this. :krs:

A masterpiece :banderas:
 
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I figured it out.

It's the same kids going to all the different dojos with disguises for the free first lesson, like using fake emails for Tidal trials. :ohhh:

I did the math, when they showed the map in episode 7. Cobra Kai have 9 gyms in the San Fernando Valley.

Fukking 9.

There's 1.8 million people living there. That's one gym for every 200,000 people. :russ:

There's 20 Starbucks in the same area. Terry is gonna have to set off a Foot Clan crimewave to scare people into taking self defence classes. :dead:

His accountant has to be looking at all these numbers like :mindblown:

I mean - The 'referee bribery' budget alone.... :wow:
 
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