NFL player almost gets finessed by a Arab car dealer

[Wig Twistin Season]

You giving me his life story, while I'm giving you reality. Say this long diatribe of an excuse to the Bank or to the IRS and see what they say to a grown man who's 24 years old using the "young and dumb" excuse

Embarrassing

Thanks for letting me know who you are. He’s still learning, like I said. But, like a Cac, you want him to pay for every mistake without getting a life lesson from his first fukk up.

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Goofy ass wanna penalize him for not going through with it.

 

[levitate]

Should have transpired like this:

*Goes to Tesla website
*Sees that top tier model is $96k
*Tells dealer to suck my dikk

 

[UpAndComing]

Thanks for letting me know who you are. He’s still learning, like I said. But, like a Cac, you want him to pay for every mistake without getting a life lesson from his first fukk up.

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Goofy ass wanna penalize him for not going through with it.

This dumbass fake militant response

All of this to make excuses for a grown man attempting to spend money on a car that is literally 1/5 of his entire yearly salary pre tax


. Backward logic babble

 

[The_Sheff]

This is not a finesse the way yall trying to make it seem. Yeah you “could” get one from Tesla for 120k or so but the thing is you really can’t. They not selling them to the general public like that, you have to be invited to purchase it.

So no you can’t get it for MSRP, you have to get it resale and anything resale will have market markup.

There is a huge difference between “don’t buy it because the dealer is giving you a bad deal” and “don’t buy this because that car is ugly overhyped trash”.

 

[Batsute]

You could get a 7 series beemer for half price.

Those trucks a butt fukkin ugly.

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

This dumbass fake militant response

All of this to make excuses for a grown man attempting to spend money on a car that is literally 1/5 of his entire yearly salary pre tax


. Backward logic babble

Fake militant? I know you don’t actually know me, but nothing about me is militant and I never pretended to be.



You’re just trying too hard at this point because you want to win an argument that I’m not even engaging in. I’m just stating facts. I think you quoted me, right?



You’re so angry over something that ALMOST happened. Go get a cold drink and enjoy your Sunday instead of banging your keys so hard it’s leaving dents in your phone.

 

[the elastic]

You should see the car contracts new military dudes be signing

Selling their souls for a 100k Miles+ Hellcat

 

[Typical Knicks Fan]

I would’ve thought a guy in his position would use a car concierge to buy his cars. They would have the knowledge of what the cars go for and he won’t have to step foot in an office.

 

[Born2BKing]

Yes MSRP it's 100k...but they're not really available to buy like that and people just getting their pre orders now. You pay for the exclusivity of getting it right there. Hadji is not ripping him off. His advisor just stopped him because spending 200k of your probably 2 to 3 million networth on a car is not smart at all. Dude is not one of those athletes that has 30-40 million in the bank.

Yeah the current market is 200k and up because they aren't widely available yet. That will drop steeply eventually.

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[concise]

The Bank or Loan company that would have authorized that loan won't give him a pass if he defaults and ruins his finances

Crazy how this backward logic filled with lack of accountability is accepted

He wasn't doing a loan. He was ready to wire the whole 200k right there.

 

[Loose]

I haven't been paying close attention is supply that low these shyts going for 230k? Wtf weren't they supposed to be under 100k?

 

[Dem313wayz]

the NFL player is an idiot but also smart for listening to his FA. but the dealer would have easily finessed him if he said like 190 right now. that truck so fukking ugly too.

why was that nfl player listing off his entire biography tho...

I did 3 years at Penn State lol.

Sounding like he did 3 years in the state pen

 

[maxamusa]

Somewhat off topic...the comparisons between NFL money and MLB money is something else.

Mark f*cking Canha is a nothing baseball player who can barely hit his own weight at times, the last three years he's made $13M, $11.5M, and this year somehow the Tigers are giving him $11.5M to be average at the age of 35. Un f*cking believable.

yea I don't understand that.....does MLB really make have a more revenue and marketing than the NFL?

why is there so much $$$ in the MLB?

the superbowl is bigger then Christmas.

 

[maxamusa]

The 65k-105k pricing is for customers who pre-reserved their Cybertruck prior to delivery.

The outrageous Cybertruck prices you see now are coming from private resellers who are trying to flip their Cybertruck for extra profit.

thats really wild....cause there are super cars that have like limited release...or like certain qualifications you need to even order one.....I could see that being double the value.....but the cyber truck was mass produced.......


makes 0 sense 2 me...

 

[UpAndComing]

He wasn't doing a loan. He was ready to wire the whole 200k right there.

Which is just as bad

Football breh is a walking lick unfortunately