*sheriff meeting with the Klan*
sheriff: i'm calling this meeting because of the 1st round pick

cac 1: yeah yeah we heard sheriff.

cac 2: what does this even mean?

sheriff: this means his pecker is getting sucked by our daughters.

cac 3: so do we burn a cross or do woogie boogie night.

sheriff: no body better not harm a hair on his nappy ass head.

cac 1: but white women?

sheriff: he's gonna bring much needed money and attention here.

cac 2: but he's a ******!!!!

sheriff: he's a soon to be rich ****** that bring us championships.

cac 3: that ****** has to know where he is.

sheriff: i'll kill everybody in this damn room if that ****** is harmed.

cac 1: so what do we do sheriff.....our daughters and wives.

sheriff: pray they make him wear a condom or dont.

cac 1: or dont

cac 3:

cac2:

sheriff: those powerful rich ****** genes will make our bloodlines rich!

cac 1: go titans!!!!!

cac 3: TITANS!!!!!

sheriff: i'm sending his license out to patrol so to not fukk with him.