*sheriff meeting with the Klan*
sheriff: i'm calling this meeting because of the 1st round pick
cac 1: yeah yeah we heard sheriff.
cac 2: what does this even mean?
sheriff: this means his pecker is getting sucked by our daughters.
cac 3: so do we burn a cross or do woogie boogie night.
sheriff: no body better not harm a hair on his nappy ass head.
cac 1: but white women?
sheriff: he's gonna bring much needed money and attention here.
cac 2: but he's a ******!!!!
sheriff: he's a soon to be rich ****** that bring us championships.
cac 3: that ****** has to know where he is.
sheriff: i'll kill everybody in this damn room if that ****** is harmed.
cac 1: so what do we do sheriff.....our daughters and wives.
sheriff: pray they make him wear a condom or dont.
cac 1: or dont
cac 3:
cac2:
sheriff: those powerful rich ****** genes will make our bloodlines rich!
cac 1: go titans!!!!!
cac 3: TITANS!!!!!
sheriff: i'm sending his license out to patrol so to not fukk with him.