Naruto:
I hear Sakura's pregnant, congrats breh!
Sasuke:
Mmm hmm... Look Naruto I'm gonna need to head out of town for a bit.
Naruto:
The fukk for?
Sasuke:
I've got some leads I want to follow up on is all.
Naruto:
Yeah? I'm listening.
Sasuke:
It's a whole thing with Kaguys and remnants, all that shyt breh. You know what? I'll write up a field report.
Naruto:
Kaguya?
Sasuke:
I told you it's the remnants! I must depart immediatly!
Naruto:
Chill breh I'll just put together a task force, Konoha's best and brightest.
Sasuke:
Uh... No, no it has to be me this is something that requires my sharingan.
Naruto:
I get it breh. How long this gonna take?
Sasuke:
Who knows? I could be out indefinitely, you know how it is.
Naruto:
If you say so breh.
Sasuke:
Oh and I'm gonna need for you to keep this under wraps.
Naruto:
Got it.