My wife's best freind is living with us

[MewTwo]

And shyt is mad weird.

First off to give a little backstory we have all been freinds since highschool. I was actualy freinds with my wife's friend before I even met my wife. We grew up together and she was the chick in high school that everybody lost their virginity to, straight slore status.

So we've all remained freinds since then, she is my kids god mom and I'm her kids godfather. She is a very caring and I like her as a person but this bytch has to be the dumbest bytch I know. Since highschool her life has been a never-ending stream of bad decisions and fukkary that my wife and I have always helped her through. From evictions to repos, abusive dudes, to homlessness, this goofy bytch done dun it all.

She has a 6 year old daughter by some goofy nikka that got her pregnant and moved out on her. Just this January this dude comes back around talmbout he wants his family back. So she moves in with him, marries him on valentines day, and is pregnant by him before spring. Fast forward to now and this nikka done left her again, he just told her he was squating in the house they where in so now she has nowhere to live.

Shes been living with us for about a week now. And I'm not feeling it. Her and I messed around before I met my wife, and my wife and I have had drunken threesomes with her a couple times over the years. Problem is now her bad ass daughter is calling me daddy and asking for kisses before bed and she is treating me like her man, or rather expecting me to treat her like my woman. This bytch just be walkin round the house in her draws, pissing wit the door open expecting me to bring her shyt when I bring my wife shyt, and looking disappointed everytime I show my wife affection.

I've talked to my wife about it and asked if I can just deal with it for one more week. I told her i could, but I don't think I can make it. Im thinking about going home today and kicking all them mufukkas out.

What should I do?

Love how you casually slip that in the story. fukking man.

If I were you I'd work out some sort of arrangement where you all are involved in a 3-way relationship (Polyamory - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia). You have the opportunity to accomplish what Stevie J and many men around the world want to do.

Based on how you described this girl it doesn't look like she'll ever be in a stable relationship or find a guy to treat her right. She might as well stay with you and your wife forever while you're fukking both of their brains out.

The only downside to this is that you need alot of money to maintain this Charlie Sheen-esque lifestyle. If you treat both women right then there shouldn't be any room for jealousy either.

 

[kevm3]

You better get babygirl out of there asap. The longer she stays, the more difficult it will be to get her out. And if your wife was cool with ya'll threeing it up, whose to say your wife and her ain't open to play around a little bit when you're not around?

 

[1thouwow]

Ya wife must be a very secure person, or dumb as hell.

 

[kevm3]

lol i wouldn't be surprised if this 6 month pregnant homegirl got the wise idea to try to put the fella on child support since she is up in there living with him and the wife.

 

[illadope]

has anyone noticed how he's spelling friend yet?























EDIT** after going through the thread, no one has

 

[Wesley Pipes quotes]

lol i wouldn't be surprised if this 6 month pregnant homegirl got the wise idea to try to put the fella on child support since she is up in there living with him and the wife.

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Watch out dog. After a certain amount of time you can be put on child support even if the kid isn't yours.

 

[beenz]

My question is where is this broads family? Are y'all all he got? She gotta have some kinda support system. And it's bout time for school to start. U gonna deal with the drama of her needing to prove residency at ur crib so the kid can start the first grade

 

[Yinny]

 

[Action Jackson]

Problem is, you aren't letting this benefit you. Come up with some form of rent while she's there.

Cooking, Blow Jobs, Cleaning, ish like that.

You'll be more at ease with the situation once YOU start getting something out of it. Right now, you feel like she's invading your space and with nothing in return. Get something in return.

 

[Spliff]

No my dude. Just simply, no. He's right and you know it. Never in this lifetime will you see a group of hoes and 1 random good girl or vice versa. Hoes don't want non-hoes around judging them. Even men dont do that. You never seen a crew of thugs that has 1 upstanding member that doesnt partake in any criminal activity. Or vice versa. Your wife gets down how she gets down or they wouldnt have remained friends. The good thing is, you don't have a problem with it! I say keep her. You and wifey are acting funny cuz she got that pregnant belly. When she drop that load, yall will change your tune. When she does, yall should just be 1 big happy family.

Hit em wit that real.

 

[MoneyTron]

has anyone noticed how he's spelling friend yet?

EDIT** after going through the thread, no one has

I before E except after C. nikkas don't pay attention in school breh.

 

[#1 pick]

A lot of ratchetness detected.

 

[dr. pill biden]

So shawty already got a 6 year old, and the little basterd is already calling you daddy

That my friend, is the most serious issue here. You know how traumatized babygirl gonna be when you and her other mommy kick her out? Now your homegirl has even more of an excuse to stay

 

[No Homo]

Watch out dog. After a certain amount of time you can be put on child support even if the kid isn't yours.

this country is something terrible