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" she yells "I only took $40. $20 for both of us you went back when I was asleep and took the rest STUPID STUPID STUPID
" They both got quiet after that and all the adults realized that was the truth and then their mom hits updownupdownleftrightleftright and pulls off a double GET OVER HERE and chucks them both on the ground in front of her and does a last pummeling of belt strikes. She's tells them to get up get their shyt and get in the car. She starts apologizing for them but at this point I felt like Ace in Paid In Full after Camron stripped buddy and shot him in the ass. "Goddamn my nikka" was the only thing happening in the back of my head. She leaves and we immediately start talking about what's going to be appropriate and inappropriate punishments for our baby.
at least they were in on it together. love seeing family together.
I'm pretty sure one stole $200 dollars from me. I always keep $200 cash on me just in case. They were with us when I used $35 yesterday and they saw me stop at the ATM to grab $40 to replace what I spent. Well, I'll be damned if I'm not in my kitchen staring at my wallet on the island and the money clip is empty. I'm trying to give them the benefit of doubt because I went to the gym and I did something that resembled hooping a little after ala Joe Budden. So those are two places I could've lost it and I didn't examine the wallet when I put it down when I got home. It's a metal wallet with the money clip on the outside so it could've dropped during one of the times I switched in and out of street clothes but its never happened before.
Mind you, they're children. The girl is 12 and the boy is 9. The mother is my wife's big cousin who is troubled(think Jenny from Forrest Gump) but she adores her because she always stood up for her when she was a kid. And I mean stood up for as in once she apparently pulled up to a high school party as a 21 year old and beat up 2 freshman who threw a drink on my wife.
So crazy mother aside, I still don't want to just accuse them of this but I also don't want to just charge this as a loss.
Also, I was about to run and grab them breakfast but now I'm hesitant because I don't want to get food for the people who just robbed me.
What would you all do? And yes, I'm going to run it by my wife but it's just me, my empty wallet and the coli up right now.
This reads like an episode of a 90s sitcomSo this shyt got a little wild up in here.
Wifey wakes up and I tell her what's going on, after we discuss our options we decided to "discover" the empty wallet in front of the kids. They both acted like they didn't have a clue what happened. I go for breakfast and she's there "sweetly pressuring" them for answers. Still no luck. We decide to tell their mom what's going on and she asks us to put her on speaker phone and take the phone to the kids. We do and she tells them that " he might've lost the money but I'm going to search you when I pick you up and if you have that money" and she just goes silent. Me, wifey, and the kids were just like
We take her off speaker and go back to our room and she tells us if they have it they'll be trying to put it in a drawer or under the microwave or something if we just stay out of eyesight for a little bit. We hang up and sure enough we hear the girl calling the boy stupid several times and then we hear tussling. So we go back in there and the money is on the ground and the sister is choking the brother. I break that shyt up and grab my bread. They're both blaming each other over and over, so I tell them to shut it down and we'll talk it over once their mom picks them up. We text mom about what happened and she text back "I'm on it". A few hours later she's get here and OFF DA BACK she's whoopin ass. Slaps to head and punches to the body for both of them. The girl scrambles into the kitchen and starts pleading her case and she's putting everything on her brother and then he pops up from the ground and yells "it was your idea, you stole first
We also decided if she asks us to keep them again it's gonna be a no.
So this shyt got a little wild up in here.
Wifey wakes up and I tell her what's going on, after we discuss our options we decided to "discover" the empty wallet in front of the kids. They both acted like they didn't have a clue what happened. I go for breakfast and she's there "sweetly pressuring" them for answers. Still no luck. We decide to tell their mom what's going on and she asks us to put her on speaker phone and take the phone to the kids. We do and she tells them that " he might've lost the money but I'm going to search you when I pick you up and if you have that money" and she just goes silent. Me, wifey, and the kids were just like
We take her off speaker and go back to our room and she tells us if they have it they'll be trying to put it in a drawer or under the microwave or something if we just stay out of eyesight for a little bit. We hang up and sure enough we hear the girl calling the boy stupid several times and then we hear tussling. So we go back in there and the money is on the ground and the sister is choking the brother. I break that shyt up and grab my bread. They're both blaming each other over and over, so I tell them to shut it down and we'll talk it over once their mom picks them up. We text mom about what happened and she text back "I'm on it". A few hours later she's get here and OFF DA BACK she's whoopin ass. Slaps to head and punches to the body for both of them. The girl scrambles into the kitchen and starts pleading her case and she's putting everything on her brother and then he pops up from the ground and yells "it was your idea, you stole first
We also decided if she asks us to keep them again it's gonna be a no.
Sounds like you went with the advice of telling your wife first…So this shyt got a little wild up in here.
Wifey wakes up and I tell her what's going on, after we discuss our options we decided to "discover" the empty wallet in front of the kids. They both acted like they didn't have a clue what happened. I go for breakfast and she's there "sweetly pressuring" them for answers. Still no luck. We decide to tell their mom what's going on and she asks us to put her on speaker phone and take the phone to the kids. We do and she tells them that " he might've lost the money but I'm going to search you when I pick you up and if you have that money" and she just goes silent. Me, wifey, and the kids were just like
We take her off speaker and go back to our room and she tells us if they have it they'll be trying to put it in a drawer or under the microwave or something if we just stay out of eyesight for a little bit. We hang up and sure enough we hear the girl calling the boy stupid several times and then we hear tussling. So we go back in there and the money is on the ground and the sister is choking the brother. I break that shyt up and grab my bread. They're both blaming each other over and over, so I tell them to shut it down and we'll talk it over once their mom picks them up. We text mom about what happened and she text back "I'm on it". A few hours later she's get here and OFF DA BACK she's whoopin ass. Slaps to head and punches to the body for both of them. The girl scrambles into the kitchen and starts pleading her case and she's putting everything on her brother and then he pops up from the ground and yells "it was your idea, you stole first
We also decided if she asks us to keep them again it's gonna be a no.
wow
