My homie's fiancé found a bunch of crusty yellow stained socks under his son's bed

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who the hell is running to the bathroom in the middle of a fire scene while watching porn to go and bust in the toilet or in the trash can :dahell:
do you have Alzheimer? you get the scene you want, you screen capture it to memory, you then find a dark corner and tear her p*ssy apart. :lolbron:

Then look at your hands in disbelief. :deadmanny:
 

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He kept the socks? And the nikka was using perfectly good ones at that? :scust:

When I lived at home I only ever used old socks that were either too small or had a hole in em. I'd bust a nut in one and then throw it in with my hamper (along with the other clothes). Mom does the laundry, sock gets clean and I re use it. Rinse and repeat. Minimal clean up, no evidence and the socks get washed so they don't come out looking like the one in OP.:manny:

Don't use that tactic anymore since I got the lotion/baby oil on tap but I still revisit from time to time :win:
 

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I thought everyone did it in the bathroom and just flushed it down the toilet?:wtf:

Ya'll really out here nutting in socks and jars?:scust:
That's exactly what i was thinking when i was reading this thread.:mjlol:

How hard is it to nut in the toilet and wash away any evidence?:wtf:

The Toilet paper, locked doors(my bad Joker:lolbron:), and lotion is all there:ohlawd:

nikkas nutting in socks and underwear and hiding that shyt afterwards:scust:

nikka even had a jar:snoop:
 
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:mjlol: A woman at my job has a 14 year old son. She told me that she noticed she had to wash her son's sheets more frequently and upon further inspection she figured out he was um...:scust:...so she gave him white towels and told him to use those, instead of the sheets because it's probably more sanitary LOL
 

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Well I always looked at porn on my iPhone so I just took it to the bathroom with me. :manny:
I did that once. I had to shyt, but was watchin a scene. I'm more disgusted I could but a nut wit that stench in the air:snoop:

It was like an anal scene gone bad:scust:
 
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A jar tho? Like how does that even work? You placed that mf on the ground and try to aim in it when you bussin? :wtf:

:russ: @ struggling to get the jar open when gettin near the climax. nikka be fukkin up the vibe having to run the lid under some hot water to pop the top :scust:

Holy shyt....Thread got me weak:deadmanny:
 

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Well I always looked at porn on my iPhone so I just took it to the bathroom with me. :manny:
your obviously a young nikka, back when I was in high school all we had was nextels and boost, I didnt have a computer so I had to settle for on demand cinemax porn :beli:

you new nikkas are too damn spoiled.
 
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