My homie's fiancé found a bunch of crusty yellow stained socks under his son's bed

[Grifter]

What happened if it got on the rim or sides of the jar?!

 

[ManxOfxThexYear]

What happened if it got on the rim or sides of the jar?!

 

[Grifter]

 

[Pdiddy]

Ahhh...I remember those days.....grease used to be all over the computer desk My Ma: "P, what is this all over the desk?"

 

[Black Magisterialness]

I reckon you must beat this demonic activity out of your future son if you want to save 'em. I had to whoop the tar out of bob-eh when I caught him last week, tuggin' on his pecker to some Bailey Jay person, and had to set him straight, I tell you H'what.

How did I miss this?!

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

I reckon you must beat this demonic activity out of your future son if you want to save 'em. I had to whoop the tar out of bob-eh when I caught him last week, tuggin' on his pecker to some Bailey Jay person, and had to set him straight, I tell you H'what.

*googles name*

*see's tranny*

Y'all gotta cut it out with this shyt

#Jars making nut preserves?

nikka said nut preserves

 

[The Mad Titan]

Everytime I've helped one of my boy's move and there is a old dried up towel under or behind the bed.


:disgusted:

 

[Renkz]

Dude has his own sperm bank in his room

 

[Jhoon]

lol reminded me of when i was like 14 mom asking me why her baby oil was in my room

what your mom doing with baby oil?

 

[FreshFromATL]

I had a old t shirt I used to bust on

Lol at toilet paper or tissue...I would've been running through tons of them shyts

 

[Tommy Sheppard]

who the hell is running to the bathroom in the middle of a fire scene while watching porn to go and bust in the toilet or in the trash can

 

[FemiO]

I've used socks...mainly bc I've shot loads straight through those weak ass kleenexes

then watched my sister touch the keyboard like

jesus christ

 

[h2o_proof]

Shower and imagination Works best you would never get caught and evidence goes into shower drain since living with my girl haven't jacked off in months though

Shower don't work for everybody dude. You ever got caught sitting down on the floor of the shower with your knees touching while the water is still running cuz your moms wanna know why there's no more hot water? If you got testicular fortitude, that hot shower water + continually having to lube with shampoo or whatnot slows the whole nut-trification process down

 

[Hybrinetics]

what your mom doing with baby oil?

Shower don't work for everybody dude. You ever got caught sitting down on the floor of the shower with your knees touching while the water is still running cuz your moms wanna know why there's no more hot water? If you got testicular fortitude, that hot shower water + continually having to lube with shampoo or whatnot slows the whole nut-trification process down

 

[iamduval]

All rational thinking goes out the door when busting a nut