My homie's fiancé found a bunch of crusty yellow stained socks under his son's bed

[Wacky D]

i never jerked off.

i kept a pillow in my closet that i used to boink the chit out of.

until one day, somebody pulled it out and almost used it.

i threw it out on the next trash day after that cuz im thoughtful.

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Washcloths was my method....

Until I bought a fleshlight when I was 17

 

[sfgiants]

When I started jacking off I was spraying in everything. T shirts towels wash cloths. Then my. Whole room smelled like bleach and they'd find stiff ass towels in the garage

I ended up developing my own technique I've covered here before:

Step 1 get a plastic bag from the supermarket n shape it like this:

Step 2:
Then u line it with toilet paper or paper towels.

Step 3: spray baby slime in there after having an orgasm

Step 4:
Discreetly dispose of the evidence:

Toss it in the bottom of the trash or inside of an empty orange juice bottle

#lifehack #lifejack

 

[Allergic2Latex]

Rafters

 

[Silkk]

I did that once. I had to shyt, but was watchin a scene. I'm more disgusted I could but a nut wit that stench in the air

It was like an anal scene gone bad

 

[the artist known az]

I can't even imagine the smell opening that jar up

I hope you poured it out & rinsed it periodically. shyt was probably growing mold

 

[Warren Moon]

Washcloths was my method....

Until I bought a fleshlight when I was 17

Is a fleshlight good?

 

[Buckeye Fever]

y'all keep nutting in the toilets and you're gonna get your whole fam pregnant

 

[cfountain]

posts in classic

 

[FemiO]

Shower don't work for everybody dude. You ever got caught sitting down on the floor of the shower with your knees touching while the water is still running cuz your moms wanna know why there's no more hot water? If you got testicular fortitude, that hot shower water + continually having to lube with shampoo or whatnot slows the whole nut-trification process down

sounds like you got a story to share

 

[Silkk]

Is a fleshlight good?

 

[DaDoc04]

whole thread got me

 

[No Homo]

this thread

 

[NigerianDonDada]

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

My nikka a seman collector. He said put it in a jar

yo that nikka's room must have been smelling foul skraight up cuz