My homie's fiancé found a bunch of crusty yellow stained socks under his son's bed

[Still Benefited]

y'all nutting straight in the toilets and trashcans?

what planet am i on

Why is that strange?aint the toilet where most bodily fluids go...trash can is easy to aim into like homie said,plus it gives you a reason to take the trash out when it start getting full


A jar is actually a better idea than a sock...the thought of holding on to it,and it being found though is just

A sock=a bloody glove being found in your house
A Jar=finding a decapitated head in a box in your house

 

[ManxOfxThexYear]

I had a black light in my room

So did your jar glow at night when your black light was on like this

 

[Silkk]

I use to have sock that i used as a nut rag but id keep it in up in one of my old school jansport backpack under the folders and books

never got caught

think i still got it in my closet too

 

[Dig]

 

[Coco Loco]

Lmaoooooo This thread is hilarious! I had no idea this was a thing. I learn something new every day on here.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

Lmaoooooo This thread is hilarious! I had no idea this was a thing. I learn something new every day on here.

its gotta go somewhere.

but these dudes dont gaf, they putting it all out there :mjlolz:

 

[Tommy Sheppard]

Under the bed? Rookie mistake. At least put them under the mattress

I remember my sister looked under my mattress and found mine under there trying to hide some trees from my moms the baby oil was with it so it was obvious


that's when I started hiding them inside the dresser

 

[StickStickly]

Under the bed? Rookie mistake. At least put them under the mattress

Or, you know, wash them?

 

[Ohene]

i give zero fukks...touch my laundry pile/basket at your own risk

@Ineedmoney504 I use a sock. yall buggin...that shyt is the best method.

fukk I look like running to a toilet or trash can to bust a nut in...or jacking off over a toilet. Are yall nikkas serious;?

 

[Ohene]

I reckon you must beat this demonic activity out of your future son if you want to save 'em. I had to whoop the tar out of bob-eh when I caught him last week, tuggin' on his pecker to some Bailey Jay person, and had to set him straight, I tell you H'what.

 

[Ineedmoney504]

nikka said he had a jar, cant make thst shyt up, sound like a american scene

Who the fukk uses a sock tho

 

[Slystallion]

Shower and imagination Works best you would never get caught and evidence goes into shower drain since living with my girl haven't jacked off in months though

 

[ManxOfxThexYear]

Shower and imagination Works best you would never get caught and evidence goes into shower drain since living with my girl haven't jacked off in months though

This...

 

[Mr Rager]

i give zero fukks...touch my laundry pile/basket at your own risk

@Ineedmoney504 I use a sock. yall buggin...that shyt is the best method.

fukk I look like running to a toilet or trash can to bust a nut in...or jacking off over a toilet. Are yall nikkas serious;?

If you a real nikka then you just let the cards fall where they may

 

[Mr Rager]

gave her the look

she responded with the

she already caught me watching channel 99 in the middle of the night when i snuck into the living room before that...she knew what was up