I never take a dump in public or peoples homes..i couldn't even take one in the high school toilet, id just walk out the gate past security to my house. People have no self respect. Take a shyt as a female I'm my toilet and we're done.
My homie brought his new lady over for couples' game night and she sh1t in our toilet
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That's how it used to be with mine.been livin with my girl for 6 months and somehow we've both managed to keep the illusion that neither of us shyt or fart
we both on our hidden mist village stealth shyt
Now two years in, she's now gotten comfortable as fukk, and just lets em go
At least she's not like my ex who would walk in and shyt as I stood there brushing my teeth in the restroom
Nasty bytch 
T-K-G
Veteran
you're a demon
nikka whatThat's how it used to be with mine.
Now two years in, she's now gotten comfortable as fukk, and just lets em go
At least she's not like my ex who would walk in and shyt as I stood there brushing my teeth in the restroom
i woulda broke up with both of them immediately
that's one thing i have a zero tolerance policy on, real shyt i woulda punched your ex in the chest if she did that shyt to me (don't even ask me how 
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blockburna420
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Don't let them get comfortable enough to do it in your house
That lil fart might be cute/funny at first... That eventually turns into
LadySimone
Banned
bytch came out the bathroom like "girrrrl, dem chilli beans...."
Then proceeded to sit down like we cant smell it seepin from the bathroom and said "I wanna be the thimble"
She even had on a dress
Kiss my ass OP I'm gassy as hell. We can't help it. You know what it's like holding in farts? Imagine shaking up a soda can...
LadySimone
Banned
You didn't have any spray in the bathroom?
Nothing worse than the smell of spray and shyt. Open the dam window
you're a demon
nikka what
i woulda broke up with both of them immediately
One time I grabbed my cat and placed it on her head as she sat on the toilet, it started scrambling to get footing and you know as cats that they dig claws in
, she screamed "WHAT THE HELL
" I was like 
and went to make some breakfast 
I actually did a lot of fukked up things to that girl
Still FloW
Gawd Of Shinobi
ive taken shyts at my close friends house, only once and thats cause i had to go..but dude is like my brother so i didnt care..
anyone else im holding that shyt for my dear life... i dont find it comfortable taking dumps in peoples houses especially if you KNOW that your shyt is a lethal bomb..
thats some disrespect.. i wouldve checked my man and told him to tell the bytch to go buy some matches, scented candles and clear that stink up...
anyone else im holding that shyt for my dear life... i dont find it comfortable taking dumps in peoples houses especially if you KNOW that your shyt is a lethal bomb..
thats some disrespect.. i wouldve checked my man and told him to tell the bytch to go buy some matches, scented candles and clear that stink up...
Mad disrespectful for a guest to come over and take a shyt.
Swear to God.a match does
Back in the year 2000, I'm in my granny's kitchen watching Smackdown or playing PlayStation 1, and my aunt was in the kitchen too, fiddling around with something or other (quick aside, this is the aunt whose cooking I stopped eating for reasons).
When I say she let out a loud, drawn out stank ass fart, IN THE KITCHEN mind you, I almost died.
She lit a match right under my nose and said something to me.
And I made sure not to be within the vicinity of my aunt, because she dropped bombs often.
You want to take a shyt at my house? Take your shytty ass up the block to Burger King
I don't wanna have to put up with that shyt (no pun intended) either.Send that bytch to McDonald's.
