My homie brought his new lady over for couples' game night and she sh1t in our toilet

[dennis roadman]

you're a demon

one day you'll find love like i got

 

[itsyoung!!]

5'9" caramel complexion, natural hair, bubbling personality(and guts)

The coli would rate her a 7 or 8, but after shytgate, she's a duece

#GOAT

 

[joeychizzle]

Don't American bathrooms have exhaust fans? Light a candle, turn the fan on, spray a little febreeze and stay fresh like Manny be.

 

[NinoBrown]

I lived with one of my ex-girlfriends right after college and her cute little Asian gf came over for dinner. We are all watching one of the Pirates of The Caribbean movies. She excuses herself heads to the bathroom. A few minutes later, I thought it was the subwoofer amplifying some of the sea sounds, as it was a lot of "kerplunks" and gaseous noises (sounded like Flipper the Dolphin) coming from the bathroom, or like when you dump out old and dirty water from washing your car....

It takes a lot of guts (pun intended) for a chick to just drop the deuces at a crib she's never been to.....

 

[Chichi Manietzsche]

she wanted to be the thimble

 

[street heat]

everytime OP posts i imagine the barber from coming to america telling the story

 

[Birdie]

"Coming out feeling 10 pounds lighter!"

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I never take a dump in public or peoples homes..i couldn't even take one in the high school toilet, id just walk out the gate past security to my house. People have no self respect. Take a shyt as a female I'm my toilet and we're done.

I had an ex like that. He would "make" himself go every morning b/c he refused to go in public. He would also hold it for as long as possible. I would tell him that toilets are made for you to eliminate and you shouldn't hold. Anyway fast forward, he ended up with hymroids and a really upset stomach for about 2 weeks. After that he took up my philosophy

 

[lotteryplaya]

if she left skid marks on the bowl she dont respect you...

If she leaves skid marks you share that girl.
This thread was a classic on every page.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

She came over yesterday asking was my wife home. I told her "not yet", then as she was walking back to her car, before I could close the front door, she turned around and said "WAIT! Do you mind if I use your bathroom?"

 

[I love Latina women]

She came over yesterday asking was my wife home. I told her "not yet", then as she was walking back to her car, before I could close the front door, she turned around and said "WAIT! Do you mind if I use your bathroom?"

Nasty bytch

She ain't got no respect for y'all's toilet.

 

[Lord Scion]

She came over yesterday asking was my wife home. I told her "not yet", then as she was walking back to her car, before I could close the front door, she turned around and said "WAIT! Do you mind if I use your bathroom?"

Don't tell me you let her

 

[Buckeye Fever]

And got the NERVE to think she sexy.

Prancin' around like a deer

 

[GreenGhxst]

the nerve, and I bet she went home hoping homie was gone crack that shytty ass open and pipe her down

 

[Robo Squirrel]