My homie brought his new lady over for couples' game night and she sh1t in our toilet

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Guess after the shyt.. and possible residue in her drawers or ass crack.. I hope your didnt hit ... without showering at least..

this is a tough 1 to call ... I mean y'all had chilli beans... maybe she not to keen on spicy foods or beans...
She acknowledged it with the chilli bean comment so you cant be mad.. she realized it stunk... now if she walked out like nothing happened then I would call foul...

thats the problem with guests bathrooms... they always in the front near the kitchen or living room area.. hard to hide the smell if company is bubbling that day
 

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If you ain't got Fabuloso or some other fruity smelling spanish toilet drink mix to throw in your commode after someone lights a chalice in that fukker, you lost. Like for real. This almost as bad as STILL having solid soap for people to wash their hands with by the sink. Care about your bathroom, 'cause when them brick laying motherfukkers come over and you ain't got a designated john for them fukkers (Alot of Caribbean houses have 'Guest' bathrooms for this sole purpose) then you goin' to have bury the bodies after the army done left and fukked up your field, so to speak.
 

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My wife's auntie pulled that shyt here on xmas eve. And to make it worse she didn't use the bathroom on the first floor, she went and used our master bathroom upstairs. Then I couldn't find our plunger cuz we just moved here in December so I had to hit up Walgreens early on xmas day to get a plunger. Luckily, they had one left in stock for me to buy.


Smart move on her part tbh....If you got to let off them bricks do it in a discreet bathroom nobody else is using...She didnt want yall making jokes knowing she the one who fukked up the main bathroom...
 

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Smart move on her part tbh....If you got to let off them bricks do it in a discreet bathroom nobody else is using...She didnt want yall making jokes knowing she the one who fukked up the main bathroom...

um, the first floor BR is for guest to use. how you gonna use our master bathroom???? :comeon:
 

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um, the first floor BR is for guest to use. how you gonna use our master bathroom???? :comeon:

Its YOUR bathroom so i get ur frustration :russ:

But i get why she didnt want to blow up the downstairs joint that everybody else was using...
 
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