b_low_brown
Daddyface
"I like some chili on my buns"You probably the type of nikka who think that's sexy
"Bring that crusty ass here, bae"
My homie brought his new lady over for couples' game night and she sh1t in our toilet
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The most she probably would do is get a warm, wet washcloth and pat her booty with it. Probably a white one too. Looks like she cleaned a rusty Buick bumper with it after she's donethe nerve, and I bet she went home hoping homie was gone crack that shytty ass open and pipe her down
GreenGhxst
Veteran
The most she probably would do is get a warm, wet washcloth and pat her booty with it. Probably a white one too. Looks like she cleaned a rusty Buick bumper with it after she's done
EmpressKali
Banned
We got 3 too.
Spray dont help
Spray does not help. I'm glad my shot doesn't stink.
the nerve, and I bet she went home hoping homie was gone crack that shytty ass open and pipe her down
EmpressKali
Banned
Nothing wrong with dropping a steaming peanut and corn filled load if you have to go ...
... but did she wash her hands?
Only pawgers have to worry about this.
OMG embarrassing.
bytch came out the bathroom like "girrrrl, dem chilli beans...."
Then proceeded to sit down like we cant smell it seepin from the bathroom and said "I wanna be the thimble"
She even had on a dress
But hey, when nature calls.
Bless't
Living the dream
Back at it again.She came over yesterday asking was my wife home. I told her "not yet", then as she was walking back to her car, before I could close the front door, she turned around and said "WAIT! Do you mind if I use your bathroom?"
EmpressKali
Banned
Or her damn self. If I gotta blow up somebody else's bathroom, I'm getting rid of all evidence like my fukkin name was Nixon. Smell, skid marks, the whole shebang.
I never understand how people could leave their skid marks in the toilet. Even when I lived alone I couldnt stand to have it there. Just the sight of it.
who_better_than_me
Time to go!!
I hate when I go over somebody crib and they got food that known to induce the dookie outta nigguhs. Chilli, nigguh? You brought that situation on urself
FreedS[ohh]lave
Banned
Any chick who is a public shytter is garbage 
Show some class ho
Show some class ho
AmenhotepIV
All Star
This is why we need home economics and anatomy classes
Demon
Evil b*stard
if im your house and i gotta shyt...you either letting me use that commode or when you leave the house next time, theres gonna be a shyt pile so huge that youre gonna slip in it and crack your skull open 