My homeboy's wife is telling me she wants to admit to him that I smashed

[DrBanneker]

Got off the phone with her about an hour ago. She says she's gonna tell him. I told her she was a stupid ho. Apparently what got her feeling all guilty is that he gave her a new years resolution to be a better husband. Oh well. It is what it is.

Well it looks like this resolution will last as long as new gym memberships lol

 

[Henny and_ HotWings]

Well OP, you deserve whatever is coming to you…I hope he catches you when your pissy drunk, lacking and unaware…



And boy, is that nikka gonna be pissed. He’s gonna have that angry strength…better straighten her out and talk her out of it.

 

[Kingofthereal]

You a dead man walking

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

Lord I pray to you every day to protect me from my “friends”

 

[The_Sheff]

You deserve an ass whippin if it comes to that.

He supposed to be your friend and you not only fukked his wife but slandered him to her to try and make it seem not so bad.

 

[Gyasi85]

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

You deserve an ass whippin if it comes to that.

He supposed to be your friend and you not only fukked his wife but slandered him to her to try and make it seem not so bad.

called him a p*ssy to a bunch of strangers on the internet, fukked his wife and got the nerve to call him his friend

 

[Sterling Archer]

I ain't scared of that dude. I've known him since high school. He ain't tough. But he's a drama queen, so I know he's gonna put me on blast publicly.

The whole premise of the thread shows you scared. The concerns you have are those of a dude who moves scarily. He don’t have to be tough if you aren’t. He already got you shook and he don’t even know about this.

 

[moorfeus]

Nah, he's a p*ssy. He's probably gonna go rogue on Instagram and put me on blast to the rest of our friends, though.

Yeah go ahead and underestimate people, real smart. Are you this guy's psychiatrist? Are you inside of his head? How do you know he won't do something stupid like shoot you in the face? Pussies get emotional and use guns all of the time, especially when they feel embarassed and emasculated.

Watch your back. You described him as your homeboy. You are a scumbag.

 

[Sterling Archer]

He your friend but he’s a p*ssy? You do know that is the reflection of you right? None of my nikkas p*ssy, otherwise they wouldn’t be my nikkas. p*ssy nikkas hang with other p*ssy nikkas. That’s why yall pussies. Doing shyt like snaking each other, fukking on each others wives and calling each other p*ssy to everyone but the person you’re referring to.

 

[Marlow Stanfield]

OP about to cop a fat bag of Reggie and sit in the corner paranoid af

 

[nairdas]

Welp, RIP to you in advance.

 

[Turbulent]

Tell him first. Be ready to fight. If he tries to start a fight, beat his ass (in self defense of course). If he gets his ass beat, maybe he'll be too embarrassed to tell your social circle.

Or he could come back with weapons.

By the way, im assuming this story is DuckTales

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

Plot twist: the homeboy is @skeetsinternal