Dude was probably already hard when he came in the house.
Tell your flabby friend to get on the treadmill.
Could have been joggers. I wear them fukkers all the time now.
I ain't no tranny and i hate posting pics of myself. You guys are ruthless on here. Keep in mind i am 5'9 and weigh about 185 pounds, i carry my weight well but i like my size.
I ain't no tranny and i hate posting pics of myself. You guys are ruthless on here. Keep in mind i am 5'9 and weigh about 185 pounds, i carry my weight well but i like my size.
I ain't no tranny and i hate posting pics of myself. You guys are ruthless on here. Keep in mind i am 5'9 and weigh about 185 pounds, i carry my weight well but i like my size.
could easily double as a classic @Buckeye Fever thread
Im not sure i believe this story.I went over to my good friends house as usual, her husband wasnt there, we starting making magaritas & getting tipsy, she starts telling me how her sex life with hubby hasn't been so great like within the last 6 months. You know this is how women talk. Anyways she says he can't " keep it up" , like never, everytime they try he goes limp. She thinks he is cheating or something. She's frustrated & he's frustrated. She has gained like 20 pounds & she feels like he isn't attracted to her anymore. She says he said that isnt the case but anyways he walks in, goes to kiss his wife all is good, i hadn't seen him in a a few weeks & he walks over to give me a hug...thats when it happened, the hug was a few seconds but he got hard, like rock hard , you could see it straight through his sweat pants. Standing straight up. The expression on his face was priceless but the expression on my friends face scared me. She yelled and starting crying hysterically "what the f*ck is this Mike" , you f&$cking her".... She hit him on his arm, she turned to me, " you f@$ king my husband"....... I was like no, no i'm not.... To make a long story i had to leave cause chic started going ape sh@t crazy, she was throwing /breaking stuff & hollering belligerently. Her husband walked me outside and apologized for his mishap. I left. Its been one day. I want to call her but i'll wait. I never slept with him at all. He's an attractive man but i don't sleep with my friends husband.
How do i console her about this? How do i ever face him again?? Why is dude getting rock hard from a hug with me yet can't keep it up for his wife??